Pet Peeves, let's hear them.

[Drifter8230]

This can drive me crazy! Slurping food too.

Yup

 

[TOOL460002]

Lack of physical awareness. If you are sober and are bumping into stuff or constantly making noises that (I guess) you assume no one else hears, that's a pet peeve. Not a fan. But I tolerate plenty.

 

[FilterFunk]

"Life hack". Don't have a spoon? Wrap the tongs of your fork in tape! Don't forget to like and subscribe!

Now that's what I'd call a hack!

 

[FilterFunk]

Lack of physical awareness. If you are sober and are bumping into stuff or constantly making noises that (I guess) you assume no one else hears, that's a pet peeve. Not a fan. But I tolerate plenty.

"Lack of physical awareness." I see it all the time in supermarkets.

Their body is blocking one half of the aisle ('cause they ain't exactly svelte), and their cart is blocking the other half.

 

[Mike N]

Being late is my number one pet peeve.

 

[PillO]

"Life hack". Don't have a spoon? Wrap the tongs of your fork in tape! Don't forget to like and subscribe!

Life hack - they are called tines...

 

[Alkali Ike]

When you volunteer to help the real host of the show put together his weekly two hour vinyl-sourced show for a community radio station and between the two of us we have about 8 hours invested in each show and we’ve spent about $3K of our own money to set up home studio gear* and I submit a finished show (via cloud drive) and I get no acknowledgment from the station that they got it, let alone a Thanks for your time.

*Edit: Since no live studio shows are allowed during COVID because the studio is on a high school campus.

 

[CatchaCuda]

Life hack - they are called tines...

The more you know!
I'm so thankful for the lengthened edit time-window.

 

[bholder]

Scotch packaging tape, the kind that comes in the red/orange dispenser. It doesn't stick to anything, it's too stiff, doesn't fold or bend, what use is it? Aaaarrrrrrgh.

 

[sleddogn]

U try licking it first..?

 

[shadowtippy]

U try licking it first..?

or after?

 

[Oddly]

And my horse?

I've always felt bad about this one...
The poor horse didn't do nothin'.
Not it's fault there's an idiot riding it.

 

[notJaco]

Scotch packaging tape, the kind that comes in the red/orange dispenser. It doesn't stick to anything, it's too stiff, doesn't fold or bend, what use is it? Aaaarrrrrrgh.

It is best at sticking to itself when you fumble it.

 

[bassdude51]

Driving in traffic.

 

[PillO]

Politicians. Every single one of them.

 

[jchrisk1]

I've said this before, but it bears repeating.

Left handed people should not be allowed to tie bread ties! It's right tighty, lefty loosey!!

This is not intended to offend or degrade left handed people, but, you know you do it backwards.

 

[bholder]

I've said this before, but it bears repeating.

Left handed people should not be allowed to tie bread ties! It's right tighty, lefty loosey!!

This is not intended to offend or degrade left handed people, but, you know you do it backwards.

I'm right, but I'm completely unpredictable on whether I twist tie forwards or backwards.

 

[PillO]

I'm right, but I'm completely unpredictable on whether I twist tie forwards or backwards.

There is value in predictability. You, sir, are a berserker.

 

[bholder]

There is value in predictability. You, sir, are a berserker.

I prefer the term "chaoticist".

 

[PillO]

I prefer the term "chaoticist".

Not going with one of the fancy new titles like "disorder technician", "bedlam enthusiast", or "pandemonium consultant"?