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Please explain the origin of your user name

Back in the late 80's/early 90's, my friend Mike got caught with some weed. The lady cop who booked him kept referring to him as "Mr. Mellow," and we all agreed that was a great name for him.

We had a running gag about his "no need to ever worry" attitude, and said he should have an advice column called "ask Mr. Mellow."

It would go something like this:

Dear Mr. Mellow:

My car has something wrong with it. Every now and again, the engine catches on fire, and I'm concerned that it could cause an explosion. What should I do?

Signed, Fire Danger

Dear Fire Danger:

I wouldn't worry about it too much. Sooner or later it will either stop catching fire, or if it causes an explosion, you can buy a new car.


Dear Mr. Mellow:

I think my girlfriend is cheating on me. Sometimes, she comes home late, and has lame excuses why. Sometimes when she's sleeping, she says another guy's name in a breathy voice. I don't think she loves me anymore. What should I do?

Signed, Heartbroken

Dear Heartbroken:

I wouldn't worry about it too much. Either she loves you, or she doesn't. I doubt there's anything you can do about it
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So that's the idea. When I first got on the internet, way back in the nineties, I was trying to join some forum or page, or whatever they had back then, and I thought I'd be "Mr. Mellow," but amazingly, someone else already had that name. I thought, "well, I'm not really all that mellow, anyway. I'm actually kind of intense, but I'm mellowin'."
 
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Varlot the harlot is genuinely one of my nicknames

(Important plot point; The shortened version of my first name is Var)

It all started because my friend decided I needed to be called a harlot on the hour every hour, this he kept up for at least a few days- to his credit, until one afternoon I heard giggling coming from my front room (I was in my room down the hall) and up pops a text message from the same friend "haha Varlot"....Varlot the harlot.
He was so proud of himself.

And thus Varlot the harlot stuck. If ya can't beat em, join em.
 
I was in a band about 12 years ago. The drummer was a fan of Thelonius Monk. My first name is Kevin and the drummer started calling me Kevonius Monk. Then he shortened it to Kmonk. The name stuck and many people still refer to me as Kmonk.