Mine goes back a ways. In order to have a clue what this story's about, you'll need to know that I'm of Danish parentage and really proud of it. And I was very vocal on that in my senior year of high school and my freshman year of college.
So freshman year, my friend and I are sitting in the back balcony of this one class that's mandatory in the music department at this particular university. It was a zero-credit course where the whole music department had to congregate and watch each other perform repertoire. If you missed one day, you had to hang out for an extra semester to re-take it. I'm trying to establish how bored we were, and how much we were too cool for it, as freshmen so often are.
I'd been the butt of tons of viking jokes from this particular friend, which I fully supported and actively participated in. But on this particular Friday, there was a turn of events which would change our lives forever.
He turned to me and said, "Your junk's name is 'Olaf The Destroyer'."
So I had a good chuckle at that, and gradually I just adopted it as my overall nickname, often demanding our friends call me that on occasions when I needed to feel more Danish. But of course, the Danish don't tend to spell the name with an F; that's more Norwegian. So I changed it to "Olav The Destroyer." No one seemed to notice. I live in America.
The name stuck, mostly because I ardently refuse to stop self-applying it. By and by, I recorded, mixed and produced an entire album all by myself, and called it Olav The Destroyer. Then I made a website that had this bogus story about the history of Olav, peppered with Danish words that aren't real and some jokes allusive to my experiences with the German bureaucracy when I lived in Leipzig for five months. And again, it was a hit with me and some of my friends. Fame.
https://sites.google.com/a/olavthedestroyer.com/home/olavs-saga
So that's basically where my name here comes from. Years of being Olav The Destroyer can inflate the ego and endow one with delusions of grandeur, which I've come to have in spades. Thus: KingOlav.