Please post your most trivial first world problem here

[ofajen]

My wireless network printer keeps deciding to be “offline.”

Otto

 

[cosmicevan]

I don't have anything good to complain about

 

[Liam Wald]

I am planning to take my sailboat out for a few weeks of cruising and I am having a hard time finding a diver who has time this week to clean the bottom before I go. I really hate to have to put on my wetsuit and do it myself.

 

[Lesfunk]

Too many choices at the supermarket!
The struggle is real

 

[BassGuyFL]

My new rechargeable batteries are slightly bigger than the old ones and my wireless cuts out on occasion:
I had to crash at mom's for a couple of days and got dirty sprinkler water on my newly wash car:
Been too hot to go motorcycle riding. Summer in South Florida is brutal.

 

[gln1955]

I started this thread in jest. I had no idea my TB brethren were so oppressed by our modern world.

 

[blliB]

I had to open multiple bank accounts at multiple banks so that all of my money is FDIC insured. Yeah, I wish...

 

[TrueNorthMatt]

My kids are currently fighting to sit on "the big side of the table".

 

[BergerHead]

My cream poured beside my cup of coffee, a morning to forget and the evening started and ended with the break of the guitarists d-string, my life is become senseless and shattered!

 

[wmhill]

sometimes my post-gig turkey sammich doesn't have enough mayonnaise. I bust my hump throwing doing fine boogies for four hours, and yet they don't care enough to use the proper amount of condiment. It's a pretty inconsiderate way to treat a hungry musician. Skimp on the civilian's mayo, but NOT mine.

 

[Killed_by_Death]

My biggest complaint for today is that I don't have enough time to individually reply to every comment in here that could also be a problem in a developing country.

 

[DirtDog]

Isn’t there a way for them to make tapwater, like, less wet?

 

[Jason42]

I only stayed for the after scene of the last Spider-Man movie and missed the after-after scene.

 

[AboutSweetSue]

Levi’s won’t quit changing the fit in their numbering system. It’s very frustrating because the 514 doesn’t hug my gluteus maximus like my last pair, which is very disappointing to my wife. She may leave me if I don’t find a better fitting number.

 

[gln1955]

Been a few comments about tap water. I'll tell you what really irritates me is bottled water in bottles that are so thin I can't pick up the bottle without it collapsing and spilling water all over me.

 

[SactoBass]

It is so frustrating. It's getting to the point where I can't even enjoy playing music up on stage any longer. Every time I get up there, it never fails.......the females in the audience always try to rush the stage to try to get a piece of me. They usually try to frantically grab my clothes, and I always end up in shreds by the end of every gig. Sheesh! My VISA bill is ridiculously high from having to buy new clothes all the time. I'm not just a piece of meat ya know! Can't a guy just play music for the sake of playing music and not have it be about anything more than that?!?

 

[ak56]

It is so frustrating. It's getting to the point where I can't even enjoy playing music up on stage any longer. Every time I get up there, it never fails.......the females in the audience always try to rush the stage to try to get a piece of me. They usually try to frantically grab my clothes, and I always end up in shreds by the end of every gig. Sheesh! My VISA bill is ridiculously high from having to buy new clothes all the time. I'm not just a piece of meat ya know! Can't a guy just play music for the sake of playing music and not have it be about anything more than that?!?

And then you wake up.

 

[ruju]

Ordered a pour over....had to wait for it....

 

[alembicguy]

Farting and it stunk

 

[SactoBass]

And then you wake up.

I wish!!! My VISA bill would be a lot lower!