Please post your most trivial first world problem here

[Turbo Sparky]

There's a refrigerator full of food, and nothing to eat.

 

[4stringsjack]

I started this thread in jest. I had no idea my TB brethren were so oppressed by our modern world.

Pretty sure 99% of these responses are attempts at absurdist humor.

 

[wraub]

My online bass forum is discussing first-world problems instead of bass.

 

[Dean N]

My 9 year old: "What does the character in the movie look like?"
Me: "A cartoon cat, with a hat and a sword."
"Google me up a picture."
"Google yourself up a picture after dinner. We're eating right now."
"But.. Then I have to walk over into that room where my phone is charging and look it up myself, and your phone is right there in your pocket." *angry pout face

Disclaimer: he has an old phone that does not actually function as a phone, just supervised internet and apps.

 

[jeffbrown]

I'm listening to TOP and Rocco.

I know I should go practice, but I can't stop listening.

Ugh.

 

[Pings Bass]

After moving house, I can't find the friggin USB plug for the cordless KB/mouse for my studio computer. It's ridiculous how much this annoys me.

 

[LowFactor]

People who don’t do there own grocery shopping and have the stores do it for them. Now all the isles are clogged with employees with massive carts shopping for other people and you can’t squeeze by these things to grab what you need. Also same employees asking me where something is. You work there you should know.

 

[CBass079]

I tried reserving a shopping cart at Walmart. They didn't let me

 

[dbsfgyd1]

A few recent threads have me thinking there is no "problem" too trivial to pass up ranting on.

Let's just get them off our chests right now.

Sympathetic ears await...

Just can’t find a good $.05 Cigar.

 

[saltydude]

I have to put the puppy in the kennel in order to let my elderly boy eat. Cause he’s just crazy. Pup goes for the bowl like a laser beam and inhales it if I don’t and Senior’s just like “I ain’t messing with that”.

 

[bassliner50]

My guitar case smells. My piano needs tuning.

 

[EatS1stBassist]

I have an overabundance of possible TB avatar material to work with. Having to choose just one can be mildly frustrating for nearly 10 seconds.

Good one! Lmao!

 

[JimB52]

I have to go up two flights of stairs to get from kitchen to bed.

 

[juancaminos]

HR people who are never here for the swing shift folks, Plus the one we have pushes everything back onto the supervisors

 

[tedious1]

TL/DR;
Being too busy at work to goof off here.

 

[Beej]

I'm listening to TOP and Rocco.

I know I should go practice, but I can't stop listening.

Ugh.

Oh great, thanks. Now I'm listening to TOP and Rocco and can't stop...

 

[CatchaCuda]

I've not once used the generator I bought last year. It's a shame, and gasoline is so readily available.

 

[Funky Flunky]

My cat likes to use my dog's puppy pads. But he starts out by scrunching it up, like he's burying something in the litter box, and ends up mostly folding and flipping it over. Then he does his business, and upon completion flips it over again. Hilarity ensues.

 

[Pocket4]

My driver is usually late and I'm sure he doesn't like to lift my gear. ***, it is not really heavy. Should I get a the next boutique amp or whatever ish?

 

[dalkowski]

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