• TalkBass has been independent since 1998. Add your voice.
    Create a free account to reply to discussions, view embedded media, and browse with fewer display ads.
    Join freeLog in
    Want zero display ads or expanded classifieds tools? Compare plans.

POLL: Most irritating/unhelpful/redundant TB replies

Most irritating/unhelpful/redundant TB reply?

  • Use the search function

  • Weight/Nut width? (not interested in buying)

  • Play it every day for 25 years straight to relic it

  • Use your ears

  • Trades?

  • Oh man if I didn't just spend my cash on __________....

  • If only the wife would let me.

  • And no, I'm not being sarcastic.

  • It's "Squier" not "Squire"

  • You spelled it wrong

  • There's nothing you can do on a 4 string that you can't do on a 7 string

  • "I don't use effects" on a post in the effects forum.

  • Nazi should be capitalized

  • Bump, Bump, Bump, Bump, Bump, Thursday Bump, Bump, Bump, Bump, Bump, Bumpity, Bump

  • You should learn how to do your own setups


Results are only viewable after voting.
If only the wife would let me.

This is just sad... I mean, your 'significant other' should support your interests.
If they cannot, then they should consider they aren't with the right person.
I'm sure they can find someone else who'll drop their hobbies in order to please them... :rollno:

Or as my girlfriend says whenever she sees a post like that, 'my god dude, grow a pair'!!
HA! Get married..not just a girlfriend, lump all your money together into one account, buy a house/cars/whatever with large monetary commitments, and have kids....then....you will be saying the same thing. Now, my wife is supportive, but things just "show up" in my band room. If Im challenged, I say, "oh Ive had that for a long time!"
 
Not a very welcoming attitude. I don't teach, but if I did I'd know not to scoff at basic questions just because it's old hat to me. Since people come to TB primarily for info, think of n00bs as new students.
“Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach him how to fish and you feed him for a lifetime.” - Lao Tzu

“Give a man an answer and you answer one question. Teach him how to search and you give him answers for a lifetime.” - TB
 
If only the wife would let me.

This is just sad... I mean, your 'significant other' should support your interests.
If they cannot, then they should consider they aren't with the right person.
I'm sure they can find someone else who'll drop their hobbies in order to please them... :rollno:

Or as my girlfriend says whenever she sees a post like that, 'my god dude, grow a pair'!!

Agreed. Maybe the key word is 'wife' vs 'girlfriend'? ;) I know mine cheers on NBD even when I'm clearly not prioritizing in a practical manner
 
  • Like
Reactions: FlatwoundFunk
“Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach him how to fish and you feed him for a lifetime.” - Lao Tzu

“Give a man an answer and you answer one question. Teach him how to search and you give him answers for a lifetime.” - TB

Sure, I'm not arguing the details; more the "numb-nuts newb" attitude towards someone who probably just stumbled on the site with a shiny bass in hand, breathless with excitement. /exaggeration
 
Sure, I'm not arguing the details; more the "numb-nuts newb" attitude towards someone who probably just stumbled on the site with a shiny bass in hand, breathless with excitement. /exaggeration
Well, you are right, there is no need to be a dick about it to the newbies, but I've seen member who state in their post that they didn't use the search engine and aren't going to. Basically they are saying, "I'm too lazy to search, you do it for me."
 
HA! Get married..not just a girlfriend, lump all your money together into one account, buy a house/cars/whatever with large monetary commitments, and have kids....then....you will be saying the same thing. Now, my wife is supportive, but things just "show up" in my band room. If Im challenged, I say, "oh Ive had that for a long time!"
:rollno:
FF
 
  • Like
Reactions: Vlad5 and Kragnorak
Not a very welcoming attitude. I don't teach, but if I did I'd know not to scoff at basic questions just because it's old hat to me. Since people come to TB primarily for info, think of n00bs as new students.

As it happens, I teach online and have done so for years. Perhaps that's one reason I expect people to exert just a TINY BIT of energy to find an answer before running off and asking others when the info is free to access.

I don't make an effort to be unkind, but I believe that part of the purpose of forums is to help people learn to help themselves - hence, a suggestion to search or do research on the forum before asking is not inappropriate.

As an aside, I think that this is most common among younger members of the forum who are less patient and haven't yet learned to do their homework before asking. That lesson needs to be presented to them.
 
my "freshman year" of talkbass i was told to do a search for most posts i made even though i did search and couldn't find the answer. i'm not sure if you get that response when others see your join date.

so, my "sophmore year" i started every new thread with, "after doing a search, i am still in need of advice for..."