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POLL: Most irritating/unhelpful/redundant TB replies

Most irritating/unhelpful/redundant TB reply?

  • Use the search function

  • Weight/Nut width? (not interested in buying)

  • Play it every day for 25 years straight to relic it

  • Use your ears

  • Trades?

  • Oh man if I didn't just spend my cash on __________....

  • If only the wife would let me.

  • And no, I'm not being sarcastic.

  • It's "Squier" not "Squire"

  • You spelled it wrong

  • There's nothing you can do on a 4 string that you can't do on a 7 string

  • "I don't use effects" on a post in the effects forum.

  • Nazi should be capitalized

  • Bump, Bump, Bump, Bump, Bump, Thursday Bump, Bump, Bump, Bump, Bump, Bumpity, Bump

  • You should learn how to do your own setups


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I like the ones when someone has a problem with a particular amp, something along the lines of it randomly burst into flames, whilst doing a jazz gig with master volume on 2. What happens next is the reply from someone who owns the same model of amp telling them they were doing it all wrong and their amp has been running fine for 300 years. Most unhelpful.
 
- Even if it's a nice piece of gear, I won't buy it because it is not made in America... (for crying out loud, not everyone lives in the US, and most of the time 'Made in USA' over here is synonimous with 'overpriced').

- My Squier (Squire?), SX, [name of budget brand] can outplay and is better than your Fedora, Sadowsky, [name of boutique bass]

It's funny you say that. I have bought a fair few USA made basses because they were good not because they were made in USA but I don't think I have ever looked if my amps have been USA made or not. Not ever.
 
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How about the "did you check onvilab?" To the new compressor thread of the week. The site is very helpful but the reply is, IMO, a little passive aggressive. Maybe it's just the way it's phrased sometimes.

I guess saying it is annoying isn't really accurate. It's more predictable than anything. I usually check those threads to see how fast someone makes that suggestion.

I voted use the search. To me the most annoying responses are the ones that don't help at all, aren't relevant and are just suggesting what they use regardless of the op's stated application.
 

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