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Post YOUR ugly bass.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but to a traditionalist (Fender disciple), this would be ugly as sin! Especially all the extra strings....
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Yeah, 20yrs ago I wouldn't touch anything but a 4 string... Then I went to 5ers, now 6 strings and this...yup I'm totally 'out there' !
I went outside the box and someone came and recycled it! LOL
Tastes change for sure. I played "normal looking" 4 sterling Fenders and MusicMan basses for almost 25 years.

Now? "Coffee table" 5ers everywhere. I didn't know what spalted mango, Myrtle and ceruse finishs even were a few years ago. Now I own basses with all of these!
 
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Yard sale find yesterday. Pretty dang ugly but actually plays and sounds pretty good. Needs new strings but everything else seems to work. Is there any way to clean the gold plating without removing it. It's almost like a crust on it that wont come off with just a rag. I tried never dull on the neck joint plate and the gold came right off. If not I will just polish it all silver.
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Allow me to introduce my P bass

And what it became...

EDIT: You can't clearly see the burn marks on the upper horn or on the pickups, but they look horrible. This thing also played horribly, had a really uncomfortable neck profile and uneven frets, but after the pickup swap (Nordstrand mm4.2 wired vol series/parallel) it sounded killer. After a re-spray, neck swap and pre-amp addition it sounds and looks killerer :)
 
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Is there anybody out there that can get on topic? Haven't seen a truly ugly one yet. We have some with too much eye makeup, some missing front teeth, and one multi-stringed obese guitar posing as a bass, but nothing awesomely homely. Does anyone have one that's uglier than Cinderella's step sisters? One that no one wants to touch because it looks diseased.
 
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