Sometimes I wonder why I look at CL at all...
Found a local country band in need of a bassist... I've never done new country, but at least I wont be expected to play like Geddy Lee or Steve Harris. The add lists 10 songs. So I reach out to them, ask them a few questions about them etc. Reply comes back asking me if I can learn those 10 songs. I reply sure, nothing beyond my capabilities, and what about your band again? Their reply is to let them know when I learn those 10 songs and I can audition.
10?
I say sure, but can I have some info on your band? What is your skill level? what are your goals? what is your rehearsal and show schedule? Do you have a name? A youtube channel? Give me something to go on, Otherwise I will do 3-5 of your choosing.
I get back... "I had to learn 10 songs and another band I had to learn 30. Sorry you feel that way. Best of luck."
Bullet dodged IMO.
Congratulations!!!
This was an audition, not a rehearsal.
CL can be a gold mine, but avoid the delusional hacks.
Any audition requiring more than two songs in a given style is being run by hacks who don't mind wasting your time so they probably waste theirs too.
Any audition you can get without first having to show video proof you can excel in the given genre(s) is very likely run by hacks, as they clearly don't mind having their time wasted. Only exception is if a player they respect vouched for you.
An audition should be between 15-60 mins MAX. Personal greetings and niceties, everyone shares some background and maybe find out you've been in the same bands or know the same people, run through at most two songs in any given style in the band's actual gigging repertoire - different styles would be black metal and new country, not new country and old country - maybe some improv, niceties, pack up and leave.
It's NOT about whether you can learn songs, it's whether you have nothing better to do with your life than learn the songs THEY play, or fantasize about playing.
Learn 3-4 songs though, just in case. It may go really well or someone else doesn't show up (a good band auditions several people the same day) then you can extend it and impress by having MORE done instead of setting yourself up for failure by playing lot of songs possibly half-assed.
Again, it doesn't matter how many songs some people once learned for whatever reason. This is an audition, not a paid sub call for a 5-set covers gig, and unless they were hack enough not to demand video proof you can excel in the genre(s) it's mostly about meeting and being in the same room together awhile.
Before agreeing to audition you must know, ideally without having to ask otherwise they're probably hacks: when and where they rehearse, what their average costs are, how often they gig and in what sort of venues, and what their average take is. You may also want to know if they do a lot of "charity" shows, what the dress code is for gigs, if there's choreography or backing tracks, and their musical backgrounds.
If it's a start-up don't learn a note unless they can prove, ideally via video since it's 2020, that they can ALL excel at the given genre(s) they wish to perform.
Very easy, so much time saved, and it frees you up to only deal with legit bands.
Best of luck in your search!
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