Nice lil' mental exercise,
ja? If nothing else, that cool-as-heck grain would certainly outweigh a handful of exposed screw-holes!
Please, keep us informed! I'd love to see what shakes loose in the future!
Fun side-note: There are ways to visually downplay exposed holes. For this
"No Guilt", budget fiver I assembled years ago, I just took a black, fine point Sharpie,
gently dipped the tip into the holes and a combination of the dye and gravity did the rest. If there's a Sharpie that's a good color-match, it's a fair assumption you could do the same thing, should it strike your fancy.