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So this happened...

Somewhat of a derail here,but when did covering a song note for note become a thing? Looking back on my long and paisleyed musical past I cannot think of a single situation in which I was required to learn a bass part note for note with the recording. Just nailing the important notes and maintaining the spirit of the song was enough. Even with open mics where often I had to play songs I had never heard, I got the rep of being able to craft suitable bass parts on the fly. The only really notable exception that comes to mind is the Police's "Message in a Bottle." Not my kind of music, and I got massacred on that.

Used to play with guy that insisted on the album version of every bassline. Now granted, it depends on the song but I generally want a put a bit of 'me' on the tune. It got heated once when we were doing a Brand X tune and there was a certain section where he wanted the Percy Jones line and I had to point out, it was so far out of tune I wouldn't be able play it on the fretted.

Sacreligious? What can I say, I love Percy Jones, but he definitely plays out of tune a fair amount. Albeit by design? I'll give him the benefit of a doubt.
 
Yeah, this guitar player couldn't even walk without a cane, and I really don't think he even knew what key the songs he knows are in. He just knows how to play them...



They supposedly played in several working bands over the years. The guy even mentioned a few names that I remember from the past, but... It was like when my dad used to get me to play bass for his group of guys that did the same thing... No count in. I really hated that, and they were playing songs I never heard of and they didn't care if I knew them or not...
You state that the guitar player couldn’t walk without a cane why is this relevant this is disabled discrimination please delete thanks, I walk with a cane should I stop playing bass please advise me you seem to be up on discrimination against disabled people
 
IME, if you ask for a key and your question is ignored, it’s because whomever you asked does not have the answer. I’m not educated in music enough to think of myself as a musician but I know where the notes are on my fretboard and I understand Nashville numbers enough to know a song key gets me close enough to fake it 9 out of 10 times.
 
Hey fellow TB'ers. just thought I would share what has to be the craziest experience that I have been involved in in many years.

Last week I got a call from a guy that says that they are trying to put together a classic rock covers band and are looking for a bass player. I told the guy I haven't played bass with a group in nearly 20 years, and for the last 15 years all I have been doing is writing my own music. He had heard great things about me from a friend of his that knew me almost 40 years ago when I was in a three piece band that played classic rock covers.

I told the guy that I only own a fretless bass now, and that I don't even have an amp. He says no problem. He says he has an amp I can use and a bass I can play. The guy sends me a list of 6 tunes they have on their set list the day before the scheduled "audition". My only source to even refresh my memory on these songs is YouTube. Many of these I could not really hear the bass parts well enough to work out some of the details... Some of them I had played before, but it was 40 years ago.

So I drive thirty minutes to this Guys place. Good thing I brought along my fretless because the bass he has is a cheap Chinese copy of a Fender p bass. And not even a good copy. But, I plugged in my fretless and started trying to play along to some of these old tunes. Have you ever tried to play "Gimme Three Steps" on a fretless?

They have no singer there. The guitar player had a bad attitude because I didn't know the songs that they sent me note for note. We were crammed into a small 10x16 foot portable building in this guys back yard that was so full of junk that there was no room to move around at all.

The guitar player says "well it's obvious that you know how to play", but he was upset with me not knowing the material. They didn't even count in to start a song. Even when I asked what key a song was in he would just start playing instead of telling me the key.The guy on the guitar would just start playing and then the drummer would start banging away at the drums. It was up to me to catch up and try to play along. After 30 minutes the guitar player shut off his amp and started unplugging cords. I said "well i guess we're done then?" Then the drummer hands me a list of 28 songs and says learn these and then give me a call and we'll see if we can set up another jam. I think he's going to be waiting a long time for that call...
there are idiots all over the place. you met two. guitarist because he's an unprofessional jerk. drummer because he's either got no backbone, or knowledge enough, to stand up to the idiotic guitarist.
 
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Anyone who cringes if I ask what key a song is in will never get played with again.

footnote, up front. I played fretless, exclusively, for many years. AS a professional bassist... doing session work, for hire gigs, all styles, even slap funk stuff (lots of it actually). I never apologized for playing fretless or even wanted to play fretted bass. Gimme 3 steps - seems doable on fretless.... I mean, it's fretless.... half the fun is hearing the slides between left hand shifts, right? otherwise the song Oh My God by the Police (From Synchronicity) would have NOT worked at all.

I ask the key because I've ( A ) played in enough bands to know that bands change keys of songs (based on E or Eb tuning on guitars, for one thing), ( B ) it gives me an idea if they understand what a key is... key is not the first note/chord necessarily, it's the main key that the song is in. It might start on a different chord/note, and when you ask the key, they should say it's in key X, but it start on the 2 chord which is Y minor. If they don't know this, it isn't the end of the world and that's a common problem in rock bands, but it's helpful find out what you're dealing with.

I also ask because I can't know everything perfectly in an audition, not even in rehearsals. And if they can't have decent planning discussions about songs, then I do not want to work with them.

And any band where the guitarist starts the song AFTER SOMEONE ASKED A QUESTION ABOUT THE SONG, is going to see me getting up and walking out. Maybe not the first time, but the second time for sure. While he's playing. I'm out.

If the song starts with guitar, then fine if there aren't questions on the floor about the song that he's ignoring.... cuz in that case he's simply starting the song how he's supposed to.

And finally, ... naw, that's enough right there.
 
I wouldn’t have lasted 30 minutes. I would have made up a lame excuse (Oh. I left a cake in the oven) and got out of dodge, blocking their phone number when I got to my car.
I left a cake out in the rain once.
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but..."between the parted pages and were pressed in love's hot fevered iron, like a striped pair of pants"??? That is one goofy song. Sorry, off topic, but I couldn't resist.

There is a story, probably apocryphal, that Jim Webb told Richard Harris that he (Webb) was going to write a parody love song with total nut job imagery, that he would give to Harris and it would become a number one hit. Which is what happened, only at the time most of us were so blown away by the arrangement we never considered the imagery of the lyrics.

Makes "American Pie" seem like a first grader's reading primer by comparison.
 
They have no singer there.

Do they have a singer? If everyone can't be bothered to show up for an audition, that's a big red flag right there. As others have said, the band is being auditioned as much as you are. I just won't even consider a band with a bad singer, so I probably would have packed it up right there.

The guy on the guitar would just start playing and then the drummer would start banging away at the drums. It was up to me to catch up and try to play along.

No count and everyone just dropping into the song randomly is garage band amateur stuff, yet they expect a note-for-note bass performance. :sour: