"So, three bassists walk into a bar..."

A bassist, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar.

The bar tender looks at them and says, "What is this? Some kind of a joke?"

 

Three bass players walked into a bar
They all ended up on the floor bruised but the bar was uninjured

Three bass players walked into a bar
And nobody noticed but the conversations got louder

Three bass players walked into a bar
..sorry, we overbooked

 

Two bassists and a drummer win the lottery and buy their own bar.....

Weeks pass and not a single pint is sold.....

The bassists turn to the drummer and say "We're going to go broke at this rate. Maybe we should shut down the bar and open a brothel instead"....

Drummer says "Don't be stupid....If we can't sell beer, we'll NEVER sell broth"......

I know.....I'll get me coat.....

 

Three bass players walk into a bar and order a beer each. Within minutes a guitar player came over and tried to show them how to drink their beers.

 

Three bassists walk in to a bar....

And after all three bands are finished with the gig, they all pack up, collect the cash, a drive home safely to their happy warm house with their loving spouses waiting for them with a loving embrace.

 

... the fourth one ducks.

 

A bass player walks into a bar and sees his two friends, also bass players, sitting beside a 12-inch pianist. He says to his friends, "That's amazing. How did you get that?"

One of the guys hands him a bottle and tells him to rub it and make a wish. He rubs the bottle, and a puff of smoke pops out and a mysterious voice tells him that he can have one wish. So the man thinks and says, "I wish I had a million bucks."

The genie says, "OK, go outside, and your wish will be granted."

The man goes outside, but all he finds are ducks filling the sky and roads. He goes back in and tells his friends what happened, and his friend replies, "I know. Did you really think I wanted a 12-inch pianist?"

 

3 bass players walk into a bar, as 3 girls walk out with 1 guitar player.

 

Three bassists walk into a bar, they all pass the exam with flying colours so they can become lawyers to buy more gear.

Three bassists walk into a bar, they walk up to the bartender and the owner who inform them that their respective gigs were all yesterday.

Terrible, I know.

 

A bass player walks into a bar, then goes to the bathroom. He comes out, goes to the bartender. He says, "you've got a great place, but my drummer was here last night, and he said you have golden urinals. Where are they?" The bartender turns to the band and yells, "Frank, I've got a lead on the guy who ruined your sax!"

 

Bassist and guitar player arrive at the bar they co-own to open up, guitar player can't get the door open.
Bassist: "Looks like you forgot the right key. Again."

 

Three bass players walk into a bar. The first one plays an A, the second one plays a C, and the third one plays an E.

The bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve minors."

So the second bass player leaves and the first and third bass players split a fifth between them.

 

I would have suggested an Eb but I guess that would have just diminished the joke.

 

three bassists walk into a bar...and fire the drummer of the fourth bassist's band

 

Q: Whadya call a pretty girl on the arm of a bass player?
A: A tattoo.