Three bassists walk into a bar. One of them played a Hondo and the other two were actually his hot young female groupies and not other bass players. 
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"So, three bassists walk into a bar..."
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Three bassists walk into a bar and are arguing who can get the lowest. The first one says to the other 2 "I can prove I can get the lowest"............. "I slept with both your wives". The other 2 say "Man that is pretty low!"
Three bassists and a guitarist walk into a barre. The bassists walk way confused, not knowing what to do.
..... the first bassist, a Mexican, proudly pounds his fist down on the bar and orders a Corona.
The second guy, an American, orders a "Bud".
The third guy, a Canadian bassist, politely asks for a glass of ice water.....
....Says to the first two, "hey, i figured we were in a bar, but if you guys ain't drinking......"
The second guy, an American, orders a "Bud".
The third guy, a Canadian bassist, politely asks for a glass of ice water.....
....Says to the first two, "hey, i figured we were in a bar, but if you guys ain't drinking......"
Guitarist walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. Bartender says "Hey that's pretty cool. Where'd ya get him"?
Parrot says "I got him in L.A. There's thousand of'm"
Parrot says "I got him in L.A. There's thousand of'm"
Three bassists walked into a bar. All other personnel escaped injury.
A bassist, a guitar player and a drummer walked into a bar and they started to engage in a conversation with 3 girls.
The bassist was just there throwing some punch lines, holding the conversation and groving around. The guitarist sometimes started to speak really loud, with a high pitched voice, trying to become the center of everyone's atention. The drummer just trief to keep up with the rythm of the conversation, but when everyone was quiet, he just started to speak in a really loud and uncontroled way.
Then the bassist went to the bathroom and when he returned the girls where gone.
He turnned to the other two. "Don't tell me you've just let those girls leave the bar?".
"Man, you weren't here to give us support..."
The bassist was just there throwing some punch lines, holding the conversation and groving around. The guitarist sometimes started to speak really loud, with a high pitched voice, trying to become the center of everyone's atention. The drummer just trief to keep up with the rythm of the conversation, but when everyone was quiet, he just started to speak in a really loud and uncontroled way.
Then the bassist went to the bathroom and when he returned the girls where gone.
He turnned to the other two. "Don't tell me you've just let those girls leave the bar?".
"Man, you weren't here to give us support..."
A bassplayer walks into a bar and the bartender asks him to leave because it isn't jazz night.
Three drummers are driving to a gig in the big city. They come up to a sign on the highway that says "Toronto - Left".
Drummers shrug, turn the van around and go home.
Drummers shrug, turn the van around and go home.
Giraffe walks into a bar and says "Highballs are on me!".
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Three bassists walk into a bar...
WAAAAMMP WAAAAAAMMMMMP!!!
Three bassists walk into a bar. One of them played a Hondo and the other two were actually his hot young female groupies and not other bass players.
WAAAAMMP WAAAAAAMMMMMP!!!
Three bass players walk into a bar...
put 2 monitors and a bass drum on the stage and go out to the van to load more gear while the drummer does shots, the singer hooks up, and the guitarist is nowhere to be seen yet.
put 2 monitors and a bass drum on the stage and go out to the van to load more gear while the drummer does shots, the singer hooks up, and the guitarist is nowhere to be seen yet.
Three Bass players walk into a dive bar in a sad old rundown town with a Singer...
When one of the Bass players brushes a dirty old bottle off of bar a Genie pops out and says"I'm free..I'll grant you each one wish"
First Bass player says I want to get out of this town..Poof he is gone..
Second Bass player says I want to get out of this town with the best looking girl on this planet..Poof he was gone.
Third Bass player says I want to get out of this town with a million dollars and the second best looking girl on the planet..Poof he was gone.
Singer looks around and says..."It sure is lonely here..I wish I had my friends back....Poof!
When one of the Bass players brushes a dirty old bottle off of bar a Genie pops out and says"I'm free..I'll grant you each one wish"
First Bass player says I want to get out of this town..Poof he is gone..
Second Bass player says I want to get out of this town with the best looking girl on this planet..Poof he was gone.
Third Bass player says I want to get out of this town with a million dollars and the second best looking girl on the planet..Poof he was gone.
Singer looks around and says..."It sure is lonely here..I wish I had my friends back....Poof!
3 bass players walk into a bar. The first says "cool, you guys play bass? I play the finest Foderas through my collection of botique fuzz pedals. I use nothing but the finest hand made gold cables."
The second says "I'm a vintage man myself. I have 17 pre CBS Fenders all strung with flats and tort. I have an extensive collection of 70's tube amps all with NOS glass."
The third says "I would love to hang out and talk to you guys about gear, but we're playing here tonight and I have to go on."
The second says "I'm a vintage man myself. I have 17 pre CBS Fenders all strung with flats and tort. I have an extensive collection of 70's tube amps all with NOS glass."
The third says "I would love to hang out and talk to you guys about gear, but we're playing here tonight and I have to go on."
Three bass players walk into a bar, load in, and then sit and wait for the rest of their bands to show up.
