"So, three bassists walk into a bar..."

[Holdsg]

Three bass players walk into a bar....nope

Pics or it didn't happen

 

[mcarp555]

 

[lbbc]

3 bassists walk into a bar...and had a good time because there were no egos, wrong keys or extended leads to contend with.

 

[hermetic]

Three bassists walk into a bar.

Well you would have thunk one of them would have seen it.

 

[Jay2U]

A bassist walks into a bar. The bartender says: "Out alone tonight?". The bassist answers: "I'm a bassist".

 

[Jay2U]

A singer walks into a bar. He instantly heads for the bathroom to check his hairdo.

 

[Nev375]

Three basses were swimming upstream and bumped into a wall. One of them said "dam."
The second looked at the first and said "I thought you said the bar was this way?"
The third said "This sucks. I'm definitely not drunk enough for this stupid joke."

 

[bassestkkm]

"So, three bassists walk into a bar..."

They couldn't find the other 11 so they walked out with the blues.

 

[swarfrat]

Three bassists attempting to walk in the same bar is a joke in itself.

I'm a NARB (Not a Real Bassist) but I was once playing in a church with an organist. Who was actually a pretty good bass player with her feet, but I'm like .... uh ma'am - I've only got one note - AND YOU'RE ON IT!"

 

[birminghambass]

Three bassists walk into a bar. They spend the next several hours obsessing about gear, wasting their time on TB, and arguing about the importance of tone wood.

 

[Jay2U]

A drummer walks into a bar. He starts tapping two bar stools. "Nervous?", the bartender asks. "No, just rehearsing", the drummer responds.

 

[Bassist4Eris]

A guitarist, a bassist, and drummer walk into a bar.

The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve musicians here".

So the bassist leaves.

 

[Sunny Jim]

Three bassists walk into a bar. They spend the next several hours obsessing about gear, wasting their time on TB, and arguing about the importance of tone wood.

I heart Bham!

 

[Sunny Jim]

A bassist walks into a bar. The bartender says: "Out alone tonight?". The bassist answers: "I'm a bassist".

Bwahahaha

 

[Sunny Jim]

3 bassists walk into a bar...and had a good time because there were no egos, wrong keys or extended leads to contend with.

¡excelente!

 

[Sunny Jim]

After the show:
Guitarist to bassist - "Hey look. I got a flare gun at the gun show."
The manager of the bar screams out "Hey stupid, get that out of here. You're going to burn this place down."
Bassist: "Umpf! Nowadays, they can't even get the line right."

 

[Bassbubble11]

Three bass players walk into a bar and notice the place is packed with guitar players.

One of the bass players looks at the other 2 and says......"lets get outta here this place is nothing but treble"

 

[pcake]

my two personal favorites

Three bassists walk into a crowded bar on Halloween dressed as Star Wars characters. They sit down at the bar, put down their gig bags, and have a round. Turns out the bartender is a musician too, so the four of them talk shop for awhile, until one of them gets up, picks up his gig bag, and starts to leave. The bartender stops him and says, "Wait -- can I see your bass before you leave?" The guy takes the bass out of the gig bag and shows it to the bartender. The bartender, clearly impressed, says, "Great bass, Vader!" The bassist thanks him for the compliment and leaves.

After another round, the second bassist gets up to leave. The bartender asks to see his bass before he leaves. He obliges, and the impressed bartender says, "Great bass, Skywalker!" The bassist thanks him for the compliment and leaves.

The last bassist decides to stick around for a little longer, and when he's ready to leave the bartender asks to see his bass. He takes it out of the gig bag and holds it up for the bartender to see. Before the bartender can say anything, everyone else in the bar suddenly gets up and walks out. The bassist looks at the bartender quizzically and asks, "What just happened? Why did everyone suddenly leave?"

The bartender shrugs and says, "Beats me. I thought it was a great bass, Solo."

Get it? Get it?

What? That would never happen. Everyone knows that bass players never change light bulbs. They boil them to make them bright again.

 

[bluesblaster]

I can see an open mic night appearance down at the local comedy corner for a few of you.

 

[Oldbasslover]

Three bassists walk into a bar..... OUCH!!!