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How did I not see this post until now...As long as they have high quality fanny packs, I'm there.
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How did I not see this post until now...As long as they have high quality fanny packs, I'm there.
Hello.
New band. They wear loud stuff... Like, borderline Hawaiian print, disco era, polyester, paisley kind of stuff. I found some red pants. Need a shirt. Bonus points for links, pics, and/or anything under 20 bucks. Advice welcome. Hilarity encouraged.
How about these? There's a ton more at this site; here's the shirt link -
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These are awesome, but I usually either go with Chuck’s or grandpa shoes (slip on, memory foam jobbies).One of the hardest things to find is good stage shoes. If go to a shoe store, they have nothing that would qualify unless you are looking for western boots. Here is a great company with a large selection of great stage shoes for men and women. If you are putting on a show, be dressed for the occasion. It makes the music sound better! tukshoes.com
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I was in one of those bands that wore loud shirts --- bandleader thought I was too tame and gave me this shirt but I could never bring myself to wear it. Is that wrong of me?View attachment 3313585
Stylish AND practical. I often wish I had a snack in the middle of the second set.
Choose the nuclear option. Loud shirt, cargo shorts, crocs, fedora, and a soul patch. Also sunglasses regardless of time of day or being indoors.
Well, yer certainly entitled to yer opinion. I wonder how much fun you've cost yourself over the years. Kinda sad, actually.<Edit>you could consider it as an actor 'playing a role'. Yer 'job' is to entertain. If an outfit is part of the requirements-just like a uniform, safety wear, suit and tie for business, etc., then that's what you wear or how you interact with customers, or whatever is the case. Otherwise, you sit at home with your thumb in an uncomfortable place.Jeans, tee shirt (preferably Steely Dan, Doobie Brothers, or Eagles tee shirt).
Lame dress requirements = refusal.
If I have to dress like a clown to play, I simply say no thanks--I've quit several bands over the years for that specific reason. I do music because I enjoy it and I want to enjoy it as I'm doing it. Dressing like a clown onstage makes sitting at home playing along with MP3s more enjoyable. So why not just sit at home and play to mp3s? Much less a pain in the tailpipe.
So my first question when asked to perform as a sub or join a band is... do you guys dress like clowns? I base my answer on their response (along with what their band sounds like, of course). If I get any static, my response is, "You either like my playing or you do not. If you like it enough, hire me. If not, don't."
From the other end, as a member of the audience, I've never respected a band that dress like dorks. They either sound good or they don't. That's all I care about. And I felt this way long before Nirvana made the hair bands and glam metal outfits look like dorks.
This site has some very stylish shirts. Define your style and stage persona. Thanks, I’ll be ordering a few.Dresslily.com has some amazing and inexpensive loud men's shirts. Here are a few examples
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Makes me grateful my band wears black with red ties girls red scarvesHello.
New band. They wear loud stuff... Like, borderline Hawaiian print, disco era, polyester, paisley kind of stuff. I found some red pants. Need a shirt. Bonus points for links, pics, and/or anything under 20 bucks. Advice welcome. Hilarity encouraged.
Thanks.
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Hello.
New band. They wear loud stuff... Like, borderline Hawaiian print, disco era, polyester, paisley kind of stuff. I found some red pants. Need a shirt. Bonus points for links, pics, and/or anything under 20 bucks. Advice welcome. Hilarity encouraged.
Thanks.
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I wonder how much fun you've cost yourself over the years. Kinda sad, actually.
Not once, in the entire thread, did anyone mention dressing like a clown. Leave your fears and phobias out of this please.Jeans, tee shirt (preferably Steely Dan, Doobie Brothers, or Eagles tee shirt).
Lame dress requirements = refusal.
If I have to dress like a clown to play, I simply say no thanks--I've quit several bands over the years for that specific reason. I do music because I enjoy it and I want to enjoy it as I'm doing it. Dressing like a clown onstage makes sitting at home playing along with MP3s more enjoyable. So why not just sit at home and play to mp3s? Much less a pain in the tailpipe.
So my first question when asked to perform as a sub or join a band is... do you guys dress like clowns? I base my answer on their response (along with what their band sounds like, of course). If I get any static, my response is, "You either like my playing or you do not. If you like it enough, hire me. If not, don't."
From the other end, as a member of the audience, I've never respected a band that dress like dorks. They either sound good or they don't. That's all I care about. And I felt this way long before Nirvana made the hair bands and glam metal outfits look like dorks.
Not once, in the entire thread, did anyone mention dressing like a clown. Leave your fears and phobias out of this please.
And the pay I receive from each gig is much broader than I’ve experienced in the past. I do draw the line at nudity though.I think the problem lies in our respective definition of "dressing like a clown." I'm sure mine is much broader than yours.![]()
Hmm. Haven't been asked for that one.And the pay I receive from each gig is much broader than I’ve experienced in the past. I do draw the line at nudity though.

I only drew the line because it’s never come up. If the punk rock me could see me now, he’d beat the **** out of myself.Hmm. Haven't been asked for that one.![]()