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ampegfuzz said:I might try to dust off my TH for it.
A cannon bong, shoots the smoke directly into your lungs
Of course! I'm still about 3 months out though. Believe Old Crow should be getting his in January.
FYI "penis hammer" was actually a phrase made up by Old Crow for a chord we used in one of our songs haha.
I was thinking something like a steam roller with two chambers on the end and some kind of vacuum system. Chamber one has the "grill" on top with a hose on the bottom and is located at the end of the "barrel", then behind that one is the second chamber which is a pressure chamber fed by the hose off the first chamber (which has a hand pump on it). All chambers are seperated by one way pressure valves. So you pump the hand pump and it pulls air off the loaded grill into the first chamber and pressurizes it into the second chamber, then when fully loaded you pull some kind of trigger to open the valves and boom shotgun blast to the back of the throat.....
wow.... I really over thought that....
Just blow some smoke into a super soaker. Those things are pressurized.
I was thinking something like a steam roller with two chambers on the end and some kind of vacuum system. Chamber one has the "grill" on top with a hose on the bottom and is located at the end of the "barrel", then behind that one is the second chamber which is a pressure chamber fed by the hose off the first chamber (which has a hand pump on it). All chambers are seperated by one way pressure valves. So you pump the hand pump and it pulls air off the loaded grill into the first chamber and pressurizes it into the second chamber, then when fully loaded you pull some kind of trigger to open the valves and boom shotgun blast to the back of the throat.....
wow.... I really over thought that....
No man, build it, th-high will come
Just stopping by to say "What up, yo?" Got a small break in the winter madness. Caught Neil Zaza on Tuesday, dude can play the snot out of a guitar, let me tell you.
Oh I'm sorry, is yours also crafted from metal forged by Thor's penis hammer?
Hmmmmm that could work, I just don't like using plastic things near heat, especially when it might also be used to inhale. Learned that lesson that hard way....
Ancient tone - Thanks. When I saw no pickguard + block inlays I had to get it. So... you like hard slippery things in your hands? ;P My next bass will be a P with maple fretboard/green body/black pickguard and matching green headstock. That a fairy will make me.
mc_muench - My favorite live photo of me. The photographer, Hillarie, does great work. Plus, she gave me print of this for free. She rules.
Ancient tone - Thanks. When I saw no pickguard + block inlays I had to get it. So... you like hard slippery things in your hands? ;P My next bass will be a P with maple fretboard/green body/black pickguard and matching green headstock. That a fairy will make me.

Shotguns also work. I used to be the shotgun master amongst my group of friends. I had this one technique I called the river. It was COOL!![]()