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Stoner/Doom Bassists Thread, Part 90: Maxed Out

Yeah...that Jade Helm...didn't see any real military oppression from that. Did I miss something, or was it standard political histrionics?

If you don't know, they already got to you.

They're art bullets, not functional

Or highly functional poly graphite alloy bullets undetectable by modern scanning and metal detecting hardware.

You know, come to think of it, we haven't seen Askrere in a few days.......

Your just not looking hard enough.

Yep - he's probably chained up in the basement of a shuttered Walmart right about now.

As if, I stole a u-haul picked up a bunch of migrant laborers at the local trabajo spot and enlisted them in fortifying a Home Depot in return for full citizenship in the newly founded sovereign warlord state of askrere. Conviently located on prime I-35 frontage space. Also, we have excellent trade relations with the neighboring wal-Martians, we've learned to look past their brutal life/working conditions in exchange for always low prices much like your world... the world of yesterday.
 
Just got asked to open Crobot/Mothership gig. Also got told by a dude that works at the local big venue that we are the best band in town right now. I'm feeling on cloud nine. Stroking that ego pretty damn hard right now. It's been a long road, but we are here. Guitar player is starting to build speaker cabs now too. Might see about finally having all matching poopie
 
haha gotta love the WiFi in Dubai airport

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