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Stoner/Doom Bassists Thread, Part 90: Maxed Out
- Thread starter Korladis
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That's because it's made with the tears of Chinese children.
Tears are a luxury for the hydrated. They cry little puffs of salt dust.
Everything is these days. Might as well get the best value for those tears.
Then they are pre-seasoned for the grill, when they can't keep up production. May their physical husk of failure nourish the productive nation.
Wish I could of snagged a pic last night to share but every photo op was blown by one of the chatty Kathy's that took over my home. It was girl's night at my house and one our friends is an early twenties knock out, and was rocking a skin tight shirt and tights. Not an ounce of fat on her, tiny and tight, but not knuckled up too skinny, just right. You could bounce a quarter off of her tight arse. Sure you can try my Kava darlin'.
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See my avatar for my expression after this admission of failure to provide your doomies a chance to leer at pics of the hottie.
Thanks, I'll make a great propaganda artist for a despot someday.
Guy I know left all summer to teach kids music all summer in a traveling jazz camp.
Just got back to town, thinks "I'll step in a pawnshop". Gets inside and his stuffs is in there. He'd heard there had been some theft while he was out of town (lived in a house with 4 people). Turns out all his gear is gone and sold across dfw and the roommate who did it in hiding.
Just got back to town, thinks "I'll step in a pawnshop". Gets inside and his stuffs is in there. He'd heard there had been some theft while he was out of town (lived in a house with 4 people). Turns out all his gear is gone and sold across dfw and the roommate who did it in hiding.
That's what happens when you teach Jazz. Karma I'd bet.
Yeah good thing he is a jazz cat as he sure will be "improvising" now.
Yea, luckily/unluckily it's all more sentimental than monetary value he says. First guitar, old tenor guitar, keyboard with a broken key etc.
In cool news, leela (my puppy) is starting to get smarter.
I named all her toys, and she's always just associated the various names to mean "toy". Last night I put all her toys in a row and asked for specific ones and she'd actually sit and study them all, then pick up the right one... Spooky shįt having never had a pet before to suddenly have this creature comprehending and deducing shït
I can also throw food on the ground say leave it, then walk away and know she's not gonna touch it until I say it's ok.
I named all her toys, and she's always just associated the various names to mean "toy". Last night I put all her toys in a row and asked for specific ones and she'd actually sit and study them all, then pick up the right one... Spooky shįt having never had a pet before to suddenly have this creature comprehending and deducing shït
I can also throw food on the ground say leave it, then walk away and know she's not gonna touch it until I say it's ok.
