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Perv.Hahahaha so I bought a bunch of my xbox games off craigslist and just resold some to this girl and she texted me there was another disc in the box of one, so I figure DVD or game. She comes back and hands me some kind of porn movie lol, I guess it had been wedged in the manual she says. We're both still texting about it so it was a good Laugh for all
FYI Those things with the funny tips and ribbing are not balloons either...
Perv.
What did my uncle have me blowing up at his birthday?
lol my friend drove me to the meeting place because he wanted to eat nearby. He's about to sell his car so I just hid the porn in his car for the new owner.
That sounds like a simply terrible day.Man I woke up to vicious beer and fried chicken based diarrhea, then walked fast as I could in a 40 pound weight vest for four miles and sweated a bucket full in the 90 degree heat. I feel light as a feather now.
LOL "Daddy, look what was in the seat."
Yeah really sad news. I grew up hearing The Angels' "Am I ever gonna see your face again" almost like an unofficial Aussie anthem.Raro, did you hear about Doc Neeson passing?
hahaha.I'd like to think the kid would keep quiet, wait til he got to his xbox and watch it. Then have mom walk in so he could say he found it in dad's car.
That sounds like a simply terrible day.
A good sweat is the best hangover cure, just be sure to stay hydrated.
You're the reason adult diapers existMan I woke up to vicious beer and fried chicken based diarrhea, then walked fast as I could in a 40 pound weight vest for four miles and sweated a bucket full in the 90 degree heat. I feel light as a feather now.
I showered, and sold those games up at the guitar center, got a dour ended speakon cable and had the broken rice plate with many meats at the viet place next to it. I feel great!
I drink water like I got type 100 diabetes no worries there!
You're the reason adult diapers exist![]()
I can only imagine how crazy hawt I'd look with a depends diaper squeezing out underneath my gym shorts and my weight vest strapped on looking like a bomb vest with all it's little bulging black pockets.