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Stoner/Doom Bassists Thread, Part 90: Maxed Out

Working on some new t-shirt designs: What do you guys think?
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That dude is my best friend, his band shares the space with bongripper. So you'll be at our space, good dude.

That means if he's feeling crimey he can walk away with your new heritage 810 and 66, and have a nice rig for the new head, and a cool EGC. What luck.

I have had tons of root canals and caps over the years, but the worse was having my upper gum shaved. Doc kind of said oh no big deal I do this all the time I guess not to scare me. Doesn't put me under just numbs me all up and down. Pulls out a scalpel and uses my jaw as a guide for leverage and just slices my upper gum open on the left side. I felt like I was in Hostel except I couldn't feel the pain. Then pulls out the bone breaker, it's like tin snips for bone and he is snapping parts of my upper jaw off which shakes my head around pretty good while pieces of bone are falling on my tongue. All I could think about was that scalpel cut though the whole time. So he finishes up and sews me up. So I was like ok I survived, then he says ok time to do the other side! So afterword he says don't be thinking about it you will pass out just think good thoughts so I can let you drive yourself home. He said you are a brave dude never had a patient so chill as you for that procedure. So a month or so later I go in for the check up and he says oh man you healed great but yeah I need to do the front now see you in two weeks for that!!! I had two black eyes and head was all swollen for weeks but the worse part was the scalpel slices and the bone breaker, snip snip snip.

Why does anyone need there gums (but really bones) shaved?? Is it the part that the tooth hangs down from or the side of the gum aka smiling edge.

Bwah ha ha ha. I need to find the pic Sarah took of my face all black eyed and swollen so your swelling can go down. I kept telling everyone she hit me, she had to tell me twice lol. The Dentist said you should tell people you got mugged in Newport News lol.

Well you got to have a laugh out of it then. When I had my wisdom teeth taken out in 7th grade I woke up at the end (when your supposed to) and just launched up like I was possessed apparently and felt the damage and went into an angry tirade towards my mom for making me get Botox and shaming the oral surgeon for doing the procedure to me.

In the realm of fun fake accusations though, From when I was little I always had fun in public saying stuff like "where are you taking me! I don't know you!" or "I'm afraid to go home to daddy mom!".

The one mom hated the most though as a non smoker with a kid lol was if we passed an ash tray laden with butts, I'd say "hey mom don't buy a new pack, we can smoke these!!".
 
That means if he's feeling crimey he can walk away with your new heritage 810 and 66, and have a nice rig for the new head, and a cool EGC. What luck.



Why does anyone need there gums (but really bones) shaved?? Is it the part that the tooth hangs down from or the side of the gum aka smiling edge.

To make room for my fake upper teeth lol.

Well you got to have a laugh out of it then. When I had my wisdom teeth taken out in 7th grade I woke up at the end (when your supposed to) and just launched up like I was possessed apparently and felt the damage and went into an angry tirade towards my mom for making me get Botox and shaming the oral surgeon for doing the procedure to me.

In the realm of fun fake accusations though, From when I was little I always had fun in public saying stuff like "where are you taking me! I don't know you!" or "I'm afraid to go home to daddy mom!".

The one mom hated the most though as a non smoker with a kid lol was if we passed an ash tray laden with butts, I'd say "hey mom don't buy a new pack, we can smoke these!!".

Ouch, I am already paying for teaching Micah the fine art of being a smart arse and he is only turning 7 next month.
 
Ouch, I am already paying for teaching Micah the fine art of being a smart arse and he is only turning 7 next month.

My whole family does it. We went out to a restaurant once long ago and some of us had already eaten (grandpa included). So when only a few placed orders and the waitress looked confused, my grandpa said in a soft sad yet hopeful voice, "maybe next time we can all eat"... Man if that waitress didn't believe him, she came back with enough free food for two families and embarrassed the hell out of grandma.
 
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I like shirt #3. I like the green shirts, but I think the color scheme on the printing doesn't do justice to the killer artwork.

Green with the real artwork coloring would be interesting. Dark purple or a brown or white shirt also makes me wonder. Though none of them were dislikeable so far I'd wear them all.

How are you generating these shirt examples?
 
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My whole family does it. We went out to a restaurant once long ago and some of us had already eaten (grandpa included). So when only a few placed orders and the waitress looked confused, my grandpa said in a soft sad yet hopeful voice, "maybe next time we can all eat"... Man if that waitress didn't believe him, she came back with enough free food for two families and embarrassed the hell out of grandma.
Awesome!
 
Reminds me of the time my Wife and I were at Target and some high-strung well-to-do lady was calling for one of her brats that had run off. Kid's name was Magnus. Rather than look for him quietly she decided to yell his name over and over and over and over - "MAGNUS!"

Finally the woman's daughter (maybe 5 or 6, Magnus was maybe 8 or 9) pipes up: "A stranger took him." The mom dismissed the little girl's concerns and went on yelling for the other kid.

A little later I saw them walking toward the checkouts, still no Magnus and with one very upset little girl wailing "YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT MAGNUS!!"

Didn't see anything on the news about an abduction so I guess they eventually found the brat.

Cool story bro, I know...
 
Ouch, I am already paying for teaching Micah the fine art of being a smart arse and he is only turning 7 next month.

There was one time I was at the Store with Sara, she was off finding somethin-or-other and I was holding Tally. I walked up to a sales person as she was returning and said, "This kid wont leave me alone. Can you find his mom?" I thought she was going to take me over to the home goods section and stab me.

I was paid back a few weeks later when we were at the store again, and Sara had gone out to the car with the groceries. I was with her boys so they could take turns riding the 1 cent horse. When their turns were up I was trying to get them both out to the car when one started yelling, "NO! I DONT WANT TO GO HOME WITH YOU!" Thought I was going to get arrested.
 
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Reminds me of the time my Wife and I were at Target and some high-strung well-to-do lady was calling for one of her brats that had run off. Kid's name was Magnus. Rather than look for him quietly she decided to yell his name over and over and over and over - "MAGNUS!"

Finally the woman's daughter (maybe 5 or 6, Magnus was maybe 8 or 9) pipes up: "A stranger took him." The mom dismissed the little girl's concerns and went on yelling for the other kid.

A little later I saw them walking toward the checkouts, still no Magnus and with one very upset little girl wailing "YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT MAGNUS!!"

Didn't see anything on the news about an abduction so I guess they eventually found the brat.

Cool story bro, I know...

With a name like Magnus he's probably meant to leave his home and become a barbarian wizard.
 
Green with the real artwork coloring would be interesting. Dark purple or a brown or white shirt also makes me wonder. Though none of them were dislikeable so far I'd wear them all.

How are you generating these shirt examples?
A friend of mine who's an artist. Does lots of show posters and stuff. In fact he did the last Sixty Watt Shaman tour poster.
 
There was one time I was at the Store with Sara, she was off finding somethin-or-other and I was holding Tally. I walked up to a sales person as she was returning and said, "This kid wont leave me alone. Can you find his mom?" I thought she was going to take me over to the home goods section and stab me.

I was paid back a few weeks later when we were at the store again, and Sara had gone out to the car with the groceries. I was with her boys so they could take turns riding the 1 cent horse. When their turns were up I was trying to get them both out to the car when one started yelling, "NO! I DONT WANT TO GO HOME WITH YOU!" Thought I was going to get arrested.

Ha ha ha. About a month back I am walking Micah from Sarah's car over to my car at the local grocery store. I was on my way home and Sarah was meeting a person who bought a sugar glider and Micah was in I am bored mood. Well we still hold his hand or arm when crossing parking lots and streets. Well he saw other kids from school and he didn't want to look like a baby having his hand held in front of his classmates. Well he goes apeshite on me don't touch me, don't touch me. Like gee thanks Micah, go all to catch a predator on me in a busy grocery store parking lot when I am just trying to make sure don't get double tapped by someone coming in hot to pick something up on their way home form work.