This morning I went for a walk around my parents neighborhood and had the sheriff called on me...
Sheriff: you're not in trouble, but people see you just walking and it's suspicious... What are you doing?
Me: Just walking
Sheriff: Well people have had security issues lately.
Me: I know, my parents live here.
Sheriff: You don't live here? Why are you here then?
Me: Visiting my parents...
Sheriff: OK but watch yourself, it's weird to just walk in the neighborhood...
I think the weird lady who drove past me 8 times, then asked if I'd seen her dog called him. Probably because I wouldn't give her my full address, but **** her she's not a cop. She had a clearly truant kid with her otherwise I would have told her to **** off, or tell me where she lives too.