I don't think I've ever done this before, but I feel compelled.
Not to diss the sonic smarts on this forum and in this thread (for whom I have boundless respect and admiration — this is the stuff I wish I'd studied instead of English), but in fairness the OP asked 3 curious-layman-level yes-or-no questions. Questions I would ask. Maybe the answers aren't binary, but maybe he would have been satisfied with responses that tried to meet him where he is and this thread would have been less salty.
(For the record, I'm in the "If it sounded any good, everyone would make them" camp.)
In the immortal words of BassCliff, thank you for your indulgence.