Needs an AI voice assistant.
Me (Mid way thru first set): "Hey Siri! Increase the bass."
Siri (responding via FOH): "There are 3 seafood restaurants nearby that serve bass."
Me: "No! Turn up the bass"
Siri: "I've found 10 recipes online for 'Turnips and sea bass".
Me: "No No! Increase the bass EQ!!!"
Siri: "Bass Pro Shops stocks a complete line of bass fishing tackle."
Me: "NO NO NO NO! I said bass EEEEEEEE QQQQQQQ!!!!
Siri: "Composing a bass haiku:
Bass - A Haiku
by siri
Meandering thoughts
An electric, wet bass trots
whilst enjoying the
Me: "Siri, just cancel".
Siri: "Rebooting.... please wait."
