Maybe you can change my mind. I'm in Columbus, too. I own a medium scale bass btw.
You're absolutely welcome to test drive my E-series Precision. Might/might not be your cup of tea, but I love it to death.
(Full disclosure: It is in the process of being modded to my liking. Already gutted/rewired it, added a Duncan 1/4-lb. and a higher mass bridge. Hipshot Ultralites are the next project to combat the slight neck-heaviness that accompanies the smaller body. When it's done, I'm anticipating a monster. It sounded fine before, but keeps getting better as I tweak it.)
(Another full disclosure: I like oddball Fenders. A lot.)