No doubt about it Morri..when it comes to our giant huntsmen spiders...i'm definately a big girlie lolll (my wife just piped in with..."tell 'em I can vouch for that"..loll
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YEP..lolIsn't "Sheila" the Aussie generic term for "girl"?
... at -40C machines stop working
... at -40C or 40C people should stop working
(but they don't)
Since everything in Oz will kill you, that makes sense.I keep my wagon under the outside carport/verandah area cause there are too many spiders in my garage and I hate spiders loll After years of keeping my car in the garage, one night driving home from band practise a giant Aussie Huntsman spider sprang up onto the inside windscreen right in front of my eyes...ive never pulled over so quick..luckily it was a quiet sidestreet not far from home. I musta sat in the gutter for an hour before building up the courage to wack it with a street directory then drive the remaining 1/2 mile home in a feverish sweat loll Since that night Ive never parked in the Arachnid Garage. If you guys don't know Aussie huntsman spiders they are very big..see car dashboard pic loll
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Since everything in Oz will kill you, that makes sense.
Mmmmm chili and barbecue...Chili is as serious as barbecue.

Happily, no recent reports of flying monkeys.
There was a news story a while back about how we Norwegians use the word «Texas» to describe something wild and chaotic. The story was widely reported in the US, and I dare say offended a lot of Americans, Texans especially, of course. Now, in contrast to @Doctor Intrepid 's story it was completely true. Norwegians do refer to chaotic situations in that way, but it’s not really anything to do with Texas as such, it’s more of a Wild West reference, with Texas being one of the few US states Norwegians could remember by name. Which doesn’t reflect that well on Norwegians either, I suppose.
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Now that's funny (I'm not offended). I wasn't born here but have lived here since the mid 1980s. Native Texans do get a bit testy at times when poked. Don't even get me started on the beans versus no beans in chili debate LOL.
It’s understandable, especially as most reports tended to have the slant that Norwegians think Texans are crazy, which of course we don’t. I’ve never been to Texas myself, BTW, but I have a brother who spent four years at North Texas in Denton.
Happily, no recent reports of flying monkeys.
I would like to think though, that maybe, just maybe there are flying monkees on the South Island of New Zealand. Maybe.
Santa Barbara, Ca. Has flying monkeysI would like to think though, that maybe, just maybe there are flying monkees on the South Island of New Zealand. Maybe.
I saw a flying monkey once..no wait that was my ex-wifes divorce lawyer.Santa Barbara, Ca. Has flying monkeys![]()
The most dangerous species of them all, I suppose... and crazed housewives.
Loll Doc..not to mention the snakes, crocodiles, sharks, blue ringed octopus, dingoes and crazed housewives. Actually the Aussie Huntsman spider I mentioned before is relatively harmless..just frighteningly BIG loll
You should post a photo of thongs (flip flops) melted into the road46C degrees North of Adelaide today..100 people hospitalised due to heat stress/heat stroke. Wife and I keeping cool with air con belting away and beers in hand lol All my basses and Rumbles in the same air conditioned room as us...they can't have my beer...can't wait for tomorrow's 47C degrees...the tar/bitumen is already melting on the roads loll Nuffin like a stinking hot Christmas in Oz loll
Roads melt as temperature hits 49.9C in remote SA ahead of catastrophic fire conditionsYou should post a photo of thongs (flip flops) melted into the road