Okay Kiddies,
Are ya warm and snuggled up? Time for a Fearless Leader bedtime story. Once upon a time in a land far away, Iowa, lived a tired old man ready to embark on five glorious days we call Thanksgiving Vacation. But before that he had to accomplish one small task for three classes of cute-as-a-button first graders: demonstrate soundwaves during their science time. No big deal thought the school's lead science teacher. In fact, it
sounds like fun!
So he and the first-grade science teacher collaborated on a cool experiment where the little tykes would make ooblek (cornstarch and H2O) and the veteran know-it-all would bring one of his bass amps, a combo of course, to school and proceed to create magic. How? By taking the non-Newtonian fluid (combination solid and liquid) and placing it on the woofer to be bounced around unmercifully. (Check out the YT vids...very cool) Also, this was the first-grade teacher's idea. I was thinking about using rice.
So thinking nothing would harm the combo in any way, Mr. Brainiac decided to wrap his Acoustic combo in Saran Wrap to protect it. He overwrapped it at first and there wasn't much in the way of bounce when tried in his room before they to head down to the Land of Little People. So the professor instinctively reduced the wrap to allow the ooblek to reach the 10" driver a little easier. He figured, what could go wrong? (See pic image below)
Long story (sorry) short, going to the second class forced me to gamble and...well...I lost. After the nearly-complete covering of the ooblek to the front of the combo, I decided "who cares" and didn't even attempt covering it for the third and last class. Interestingly enough, the bass weakened after each attempt and finally gave up and shut down an hour later. I'm sure the water didn't help, and it was definitely the wrong speaker to use. I tried plugging the ports in the hopes of going a little deeper but to no avail. BTW, I ran my phone through the Aux In instead of playing my bass. Yuck, no balls at all. It got to the point where I leet the little ones stick their fingers on the surround so they could feel the vibration. They had more fun with that than anything, but 45 sets of hands pushing down at various strengths probably didn't help its life expectancy any.
Now before any of you pop psychologists out there trying to dig in my brain for the ulterior motive behind this, there was none, although I had begun tiring of the monotonous tone that the amp has been giving me. Every note sounded the same and I missed at least a little articulation. That being said, I was not intentionally scuttling this combo. So it's become a vacation project where I'm going to tear it apart, give it a sound cleaning (the starch falls right off), see what the electronics looks like, and reassemble the mess together and see what happens. One of my tech-nerd 4th graders has offered to take it off my hands so he can play around with it. He also advised I sell the individual parts on eBay for money. My class' entrepreneur!
So did the science teacher learn anything? Ah...probably not. But as my cohorts watched in horror I said not to worry about it because I had more at home! So about this Vox combo, G-Pup and KbD...
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