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THE MOST ANNOYING INSTRUMENT

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and an accordion?
A: A trampoline could be used as a musical instrument.

Q: If you drop an accordion and a banjo from a 30 story building, which would hit the ground first?
A: Who the **** cares!


(Obviously my answer would be accordian).
 
(I don't mind the SOUND of upright basses, just don't like the look or want to play...)
ok...my list of instruments:
banjo, acoustic guitar, fiddle, harmonica, sax (*** so sexy about them things, IDK), trumpet, bagpipes (sound like some out of tune thing from out of space), rubber band thingy-played with teeth a lot of old country back woods people played on the porch, and washboards...not crazy about steel guitar either...

the funny thing is I play and sing a lot of country music! lol! but doesn't mean I like some of the instruments used!
 
(I don't mind the SOUND of upright basses, just don't like the look or want to play...)
ok...my list of instruments:
banjo, acoustic guitar, fiddle, harmonica, sax (*** so sexy about them things, IDK), trumpet, bagpipes (sound like some out of tune thing from out of space), rubber band thingy-played with teeth a lot of old country back woods people played on the porch, and washboards...not crazy about steel guitar either...

the funny thing is I play and sing a lot of country music! lol! but doesn't mean I like some of the instruments used!
geez,it doesnt leave many that you do like..........
 
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Most female vocals annoy me deep, deep inside. Poorly played flutes and oboes too. If you play a high pitched instrument, keep the volume low if you are not very good or I will hurt you very, very badly. Oh, and we can't forget cheesey 80's synth strings, trumpet, brass, clap, and choir sounds. They are guarenteed by the manufacturer to brutally murder the legitimacy of any music.
 

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