Well, they're nothing impressive and there's an acoustic downstairs that is
so cheap I can't even be bothered to photograph it, but here are three of my current four, including the blue one in the middle which my boy and I have just finished building together this afternoon:
Left is a Squier VM 5-string that I managed to get just before they stopped making them and switched over to the "Classic Vibe" style. That was my first bass. At the moment it's wearing flats and accompanying me in my somewhat hopeless quest to learn a load of Jazz.
Right is an Ibby SR400EMQM which might have been the last one in England, the trouble I had getting hold of it. Again, at the time I bought it, a few months into lockdown, they'd stopped making them and the new version came out with rosewood(?) necks, but I wanted maple and eventually found one after some months of searching. That's my main bass now - very comfortable to play and the tonal range is great for messing around.
The middle one is a Bobling Penguin Bass. I wanted a P-bass and the boy needed a project, so we ordered a DIY kit and put it together. It's actually come out a lot better than I expected - painting it was a bit of a nightmare, but now sanded and polished, the end result is actually pretty bloody good, which surprised me rather a lot, I have to say.
Anyway. The boy's nickname is "Bobling" (no, no idea) and he's obsessed with penguins, so he agreed to help me on the condition that it had a "penguin theme". Thus, the arse-end looks like this:
As a reward for his efforts, we also put a decal on the headstock - could be the next great brand of guitars (if / when all the others go out of business), so that people in the church band would naturally ask what I was playing this week and I could explain that we'd done it together and give him yet another opportunity to bore us all to tears on the subject of penguins...
With apologies to Leo Fender, c. 1967...
