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The "So What, I'm a Bass Player" Game
- Thread starter PocketGroove82
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i kicked the guitar player in the azz and off the stage because he broke a string opening the first set.
so what, i'm a bass player.
so what, i'm a bass player.
"Sir, The buffet line and open bar are for guests only."
"So what, I'm a bass player"
"Everyone helps with load-out!"
"So what, I'm a bass player"
says cute looking woman: "I don't like to date engineers"
"So what, I'm a bass player"
"What's your favorite Miles Davis tune?"
"'So What' - I'm a bass player"
ian
"So what, I'm a bass player"
"Everyone helps with load-out!"
"So what, I'm a bass player"
says cute looking woman: "I don't like to date engineers"
"So what, I'm a bass player"
"What's your favorite Miles Davis tune?"
"'So What' - I'm a bass player"
ian
"Dude... you know... huge amps are not always better..."
"Yeah... so what? I'm a bass player"
"Does your rig really need to be three times as huge as either of the guitarists'?"
"No, but so what? I'm a bass player."
"Yeah... so what? I'm a bass player"
"Does your rig really need to be three times as huge as either of the guitarists'?"
"No, but so what? I'm a bass player."
OK, dude, I'm playing a Bm7 chord here.
"So what... I'm a bass player".
Dude, we agreed that we'd all be 10 minutes early to tune up!
"So what... I'm a bass player".
Dude, the owner said the guitars are too loud!
"So what... I'm a bass player".
Our manager says he wants us to work out some choreography for that part of the song.
"So what... I'm a bass player".
"So what... I'm a bass player".
Dude, we agreed that we'd all be 10 minutes early to tune up!
"So what... I'm a bass player".
Dude, the owner said the guitars are too loud!
"So what... I'm a bass player".
Our manager says he wants us to work out some choreography for that part of the song.
"So what... I'm a bass player".
Now that's using your head! I had to Google him just to make sure I understood that one.
^ I'm not clever enough to come up w/something that witty...Chebass88 said:
"So what... I'm a bass player"
The OP reminded me too much of this:
maybe I'm not "the norm".
I'm not "camera friendly",
I don't "wear clothes that fit me",
I'm not a "heartbreaker",
I haven't had "sex with a woman",
I don't know "how that works",
I don't "fall in line",
I'm not "hygienic",
I don't "wipe properly",
I lack "style",
I don't have "self-esteem",
I have no "charisma",
I don't "own a toothbrush",
I don't "let my scabs heal",
I can't "reach all the parts of my body",
when I sleep I sweat profusely.
But I guess the powers that be will keep signing my pay check until Jack and Jane K. Rocker start to go for the door so they can get back to musicians who don't "frighten children",
who don't "eat their own dandruff",
who don't "pop their whiteheads with a compass they used in high school".
So What?? I'm a bass player.
maybe I'm not "the norm".
I'm not "camera friendly",
I don't "wear clothes that fit me",
I'm not a "heartbreaker",
I haven't had "sex with a woman",
I don't know "how that works",
I don't "fall in line",
I'm not "hygienic",
I don't "wipe properly",
I lack "style",
I don't have "self-esteem",
I have no "charisma",
I don't "own a toothbrush",
I don't "let my scabs heal",
I can't "reach all the parts of my body",
when I sleep I sweat profusely.
But I guess the powers that be will keep signing my pay check until Jack and Jane K. Rocker start to go for the door so they can get back to musicians who don't "frighten children",
who don't "eat their own dandruff",
who don't "pop their whiteheads with a compass they used in high school".
So What?? I'm a bass player.
so what im a bass player.
i was down the bottle'o' today and had to resist 2 blocks for $65.
I am a chick bass player...
I like being the only chick jammin' with the guys....
I don't like playing on a guitard....
I like keeping it low....
I am dating another bass player...
soooo sooo what, I am a bass player..
(um, this is sort of corny)
I like being the only chick jammin' with the guys....
I don't like playing on a guitard....
I like keeping it low....
I am dating another bass player...
soooo sooo what, I am a bass player..
(um, this is sort of corny)
"But honey, that's kind of expensive, isn't it? And don't you already have one of those?"
"So what... I'm a bass player!"
"So what... I'm a bass player!"
