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The "So What, I'm a Bass Player" Game
- Thread starter PocketGroove82
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You play too loudly.
So what, I'm a bass player.
You play too quietly.
So what, I'm a bass player.
Contradicting, but true.
So what, I'm a bass player.
You play too quietly.
So what, I'm a bass player.
Contradicting, but true.
"Dude, the best looking girl in the club's best friend has an Adam's apple! Don't got home with her!"
So what, I'm a bass player!
So what, I'm a bass player!
So what? I'm a bass player
I don't like to "wipe my nose" when it is "bleeding"
I have a couple of "warts" around my "butthole"
I don't always "stop" for "pedestrians"
And I've been known to "elbow mothers and the elderly" in order to be "first in line"
So what? I'm a bass player
I don't like to "wipe my nose" when it is "bleeding"
I have a couple of "warts" around my "butthole"
I don't always "stop" for "pedestrians"
And I've been known to "elbow mothers and the elderly" in order to be "first in line"
So what? I'm a bass player
"Look, you're already 2 months late. If I don't get the rent check soon, I'm going to have to evict you."
"So what? I'm a bass player."
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"Hey - I think the guitarist and singer are going to quit and form a new band."
"So what? I'm a bass player!" (I like that one... it gives me a bit of power over the other guys since we're always in demand, and guitarists are a dime a dozen!)
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"Eh, you probably shouldn't be doing shots and smoking a doobie right before you go on stage."
"So what? I'm a bass player!"
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Egads, I could do this all day. ("So what? I'm a bass player!")
"So what? I'm a bass player."
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"Hey - I think the guitarist and singer are going to quit and form a new band."
"So what? I'm a bass player!" (I like that one... it gives me a bit of power over the other guys since we're always in demand, and guitarists are a dime a dozen!)
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"Eh, you probably shouldn't be doing shots and smoking a doobie right before you go on stage."
"So what? I'm a bass player!"
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Egads, I could do this all day. ("So what? I'm a bass player!")
"Hey, that is the other band's singers wife you just had unprotected sex with in the bathroom!!"
"So what, I'm a bass player."
"So what, I'm a bass player."
I havn't had tv in my house for over a year.
I currently don't have electric, going on three weeks of that.
So what, I'm a bass player
I currently don't have electric, going on three weeks of that.
So what, I'm a bass player
I'm up at 3am watching cnn and reading talkbass.
So what, I'm a bass player.
Hey.. are you peekin'?
Nah, doing the same exact thing... I'm a bass player..
