The "So What, I'm a Bass Player" Game

[Jordan Ella]

EADGs, I could do this all day. ("So what? I'm a bass player!")

Fix'd.

 

[Jimmy Bones]

Fix'd.

+1 For Great Justice

 

[CharlieDog]

I throw boxes all day, and I'm the only one who doesn't use gloves. When they bring it up, I honestly say "So what, I'm a bass player."


Callouses, man.

 

[backline112]

I've made out with a girl who had just puked. Yes.

SO WHAT! I'm a bass player!

 

[J. Crawford]

"Dude you only know four notes, use two strings and three frets!"

So What, I'm a bass player.


Matt

the conversationg between Adam and the rest of U2.

 

[BassGirl1122]

"you own how many basses?? You can't play but one at a time"

so what, I'm a bass player...

 

[Hector_G]

So what: we are a herd(gaggle?) of bass players

It's called a murder...

We are a murder of bass players.

 

[Lo end PUNCH]

I don't like you.

"So what? I'm a bass player"

I don't like you either.

"So what? I'm a bass player"

Dude, you have a really jacked-up attitude.

"So what, I'm a bass player"

 

[5StringBlues]

I have impeccable teaching and perfomance credentials.

"So what,I'm a bassplayer"

 

[Korladis]

"Dude, I can't believe you don't like this guitar solo, it's so cool."

"So what? I'm a bass player. Screw guitar solos."

 

[MOTORHEADBANGER]

Dude, you didn't play one note of the original song.

So what, I'm a bass player.

 

[Jewbass]

"Dude, you just picked your nose and ate it on stage!"

So what, I'm a bass player(and my guitarist says himself "NO ONE LOOKS AT YOU ANYWAY")

 

[winterburn69]

"You've only been working here 4 days and you're already calling in sick to go party this weekend?" (True story, I'm doing it this weekend, it's my best friend's 19th birthday!! I live in Canada, the drinking age is 19)

"So what, I'm a Bass Player"

 

[Kyle Olin]

"That's not edible!"
So what? I'm a bass player

"Quit screwing around with the defibulator"
So what? I'm a bass player

"That doesn't go there!"
So what??? I'm a bass player!!!

 

[ac11367]

"Last time you changed your strings was when???"

So what, I'm a bass player.

 

[ghiadub]

I got this at a party last weekend:

"These are forks and knives - what normal people eat with"

"So what, I'm a bass player" (my wife laughed so hard she spat food out) ((so what, she married a bass player))

 

[lalito39]

"Honey, do these jeans make me look fat? Honey... Honey..., Hey, you're not listening to a word I say."

"So what, I'm a bass player"


"Sir, there's a pick in my soup!"

"So what, I'm a bass player"


"Dude, you might try playing a 'super locrian' scale over that G7#9#5 chord"

"So what, I'm a bass player"


"Mr. Jones, we're offering you $90,000.00 a year plus benefits. If we can't count on you to work evenings and weekends, perhaps you should find another career."

"So what, I'm a bass player"

 

[Jimbob Jones]

"Dude! she was totally hitting on you!"

"So what, I'm a bass player"

"wait, so you're in college 5 days a week, AND in 6 different bands?"

"So what, I'm a bass player"

 

[ac11367]

"Your girlfriend is like 300 pounds!"

So what, I'm a bassplayer.

 

[lalito39]

"You just turned the wrong way on a one way street!"
"So what, I'm a bass player."

"Dude, you missed every one of the accents and breaks in that last set"
"So what, I'm a bass player."