The "So What, I'm a Bass Player" Game

[Ubersheist]

^bump^ a fun little thread.

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"Dude! You left your amp outside out at that party. It's still on, and it's raining! It might get #$*#ed up!"

"So what, I'm a bass player!"

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"Oh boy, I just saw that 'girl' you were with last night after the gig. 'She' was standing peeing at the urinal!"

"So what, I'm a bass player."

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"Hey, your amp was turned off for all of during the last song!"

"So what, I'm a bass player!"

 

[Erik_4_Prez]

"Did you just slam that revolving door?"

"Yeah, so what? I'm a bass player."

 

[Korladis]

"Did you just slam that revolving door?"

"Yeah, so what? I'm a bass player."

Lmao! That's great.

 

[BillyRay]

"Dude ! that's my ex!"
"So What ? I'm a bass player.

"Dude ! that's my mom!"
"So what ? I'm a bass player"

"Dude ! That's my grandma!"
"So what ? I'm a bass player"

 

[newbold]

You're so picky with chicks and we can't find any
'so what - I'm the bass player'

I can only play that groove for a few minutes without messing up
so what? I'm a bass player.

 

[Mr_Sore_Fingerz]

"Dude! You've never done a stage dive before?"

"You're making things fall off the shelves with those big speakers!"

"I don't know if your slap bass solo progresses the song melodically"


....you know

 

[ocetsian]

I may not "have a job".
Some people say I'm an "alcoholic".
I wake up at 2pm and I don't get tired until 1pm.
No, I don't use qwerty.
You say I "shouldn't eat that because it's past its expiration date"?
So what? I'm a bass player.

 

[octesian]

I made a typeo, so what? I'm a bass player.

 

[Lou Red]

I smoke weed.

So what? I'm a bass player.

 

[MadMan118]

I don't change the lightbulb when it goes out?
Who cares, I'm a bass player.

 

[Jimbob Jones]

"Dude, your amp is on, like, 3 and it's shakin the walls!"

So what? I'm a bass player.

"What's that smell?...OH MY....is that YOU?"

So what? I'm a bass player.

"Your left hand could crush my face" (that one was after a tapping solo...in quadruplets)

So what? I'm a bass player.

"You haven't had a shower since last time we met, have you?

So what? I'm a bass player.

"You haven't slept since last time we met, have you?"

so what? I'm a bass player.

 

[Bassmastertim]

"He doesn't like you."

"So what, I'm a bass player."

"I don't like you either."

"So what, I'm a bass player."

"You best watch yourself, we're wanted men. I have the death sentence in 12 systems."

"You know what? I'm not a bass player, I'm a Jedi, bitch!" :wshish:: Vooom::Voom::

"Yehhhaarrggg"

 

[Fassa Albrecht]

I know music theory?

So what, I'm a bass player.

 

[Stumbo]

"You cry whenever some emo thing comes on TV!"
"So what, I'm a bass player."

 

[MatticusMania]

"Youre girlfriend is way hotter than you..."

"So what, Im a bass player"

 

[ghiadub]

You're in the band?!? But you just ate 4 hits of acid!

So what - I'm the bass player.

 

[Korladis]

"If you don't get a cell phone, we can't contact you!"

So what, I'm a bass player.

"If you never turn your cell phone on, we can't call you!"

So what, I'm a bass player.

 

[PatAteThePaste]

"dude, you are way to drunk to go onstage right now"

So what?? I'm a bass player.

"good point, but we'd better turn his amp off again"