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Things Bar Staff has called you.

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by PopaWoody, Jan 15, 2012.

  1. PopaWoody

    PopaWoody The major rager

    May 28, 2009
    Tampa, FL
    This one took the cake, it's my bar tab, the PYT bartender had no idea what my name was. So since I am 6'7" at 250 or so. I get this one. :p

  2. Phalex

    Phalex Semper Gumby Supporting Member

    Oct 3, 2006
    G.R. MI
    My favorite barkeep just calls me "rock star".
  3. Blind Rat

    Blind Rat

    Apr 23, 2009
    I get "Bass Man"
  4. Sir.
  5. Phalex, at least they don't call you hedgehog.
  6. fenderhutz

    fenderhutz Supporting Member

    Jan 28, 2007
    Harpers Ferry WV
    15 bucks for 4 Mich Ultras? I think they should have called you Robbed.
  7. CopperheadLXXIX


    Aug 9, 2003
    Jax, FL
    Rather OT and completely irrelevant, but I got completely sloshed at the Green Iguana many moons ago. Seeing that receipt brings back some memories. :)
  8. Tat2dHeart

    Tat2dHeart Only two strings away from an attitude problem.

    LOL. It's totally true though, and Giant Band Guy is so much nicer than so many other things they could have been calling you.
  9. funkingroovin

    funkingroovin Conquering A-D-D,and all the other notes as well!

    Apr 19, 2009
    How in hell does one become 7 feet tall drinking Ultras?! :D
  10. I get told that I'm 'the sh!t' alot, but I don't think I can count that as a name hehe (I'm not counting it, anyways).

    No recent names, but when I was still in high school playing at the local open jams I was referred to as 'The 17-year old Man-Child".
  11. 'babe' and 'hun'. Don't like being called either.
  12. I'm 6"6 350 and I get tiny, football plyer, bass man, boss and big mexican.
    I've yet to play th green iguana. Maybe sometime soon
  13. jgroh

    jgroh Supporting Member

    Sep 14, 2007
    Wasnt there just a blow up about an employee at a Papa Johns putting something like "lady chinky eyes" on the receipt for a customer?
  14. 67precision


    Jan 25, 2011
    Up North, MN
    there was.

    Al at the Blue Ox in Brainerd, MN calls me f*ckface - and I do not like it. But he calls everyone that.
  15. Bear_Bass


    Dec 28, 2011
    Not by bar staff but i get called Bear by band members, sound guys, whatever. Just a name thats stuck i guess.
  16. alembicguy

    alembicguy I operate the worlds largest heavey equipment Supporting Member

    Jan 28, 2007

    The Blue Ox (back in the late 90's) was one of the biggest dives Ive played in! I actually stepped in dog poop in that bar,figure that one out. YUK! :scowl:
  17. PopaWoody

    PopaWoody The major rager

    May 28, 2009
    Tampa, FL
    Pretty sure that the Green Iguana, is one of the top gigs in our area. We get our choice of half priced food or half priced bar tab. Since my sig. other is our singer we ate, $11 total for the two of us.

    This location packs on Saturday nights, best gig we have by far.
  18. MatticusMania

    MatticusMania LANA! HE REMEMBERS ME!

    Sep 10, 2008
    Pomona, SoCal
    Im surprised they didnt call your choice of beer into question. :bag:
  19. gjbassist

    gjbassist Supporting Member

    Sep 7, 2005
    Kansas City, MO
    $3.00 to $3.50 is the going rate for bottled beer around here so that doesn't seem out of line at all. Unless you were commenting on the choice of beer as bottled water shouldn't cost $3.50. :) However many of our gigs will comp us one or two drinks per person per set which is nice. One even comps us on the food!

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