Things you will *never* hear bass players say

[bottomzone]

I hate playing bass.

 

[/\/\3phist0]

I call shenanigans....I just bet he's secretly a drummer.

 

[5StringBlues]

"Hey, come check out my new Porsche!"

 

[Gwyn ap Nudd]

"Can you please hand me my drum sticks?"

Saw this and immediately thought of this:

Gene Krupa-Big Noise From Winnetka - YouTube

The whole thing is awesome, but Gene gets his bass on starting at 2:28

 

[/\/\3phist0]

"Hey, come check out my new Porsche!"

Cause we can't fit a fridge in the boot.

 

[Matt Bowen]

"I can't cope with all this attention from the press/fans"

idk John Myung seems like this kinda guy

 

[Matt Bowen]

Man I wish they made basses in an even longer scale. 34” just isn’t enough.

 

[/\/\3phist0]

Man I wish they made basses in an even longer scale. 34” just isn’t enough.

You mean like Dingwall, Lakeland, Spector...

Upright?

Quake?

 

[bobyoung53]

How much? 13 lbs, no I like heavy basses.

 

[Gwyn ap Nudd]

More cowbell!

More Cowbell - SNL - YouTube

 

[Liko]

More cowbell!

I say that so often I spent $6 on a shirt to say it for me:

 

[-Asdfgh-]

idk John Myung seems like this kinda guy

who?

 

[Renegade bass]

Cause we can't fit a fridge in the boot.

Porsche Cayenne...

 

[5StringBlues]

Porsche Cayenne...

Oh Lord, don't get my Boomer ass started on Porsche and Lamborghini SUVs.........

 

[/\/\3phist0]

Porsche Cayenne...

Oh the rebadged Touareg yeah that'd work.

 

[fhm555]

“Yep, that’s my Porsche parked out front.”

 

[devnulljp]

Have you seen my capo?

 

[themarshall]

These boots will look GREAT on stage!

 

[FollowMeDown]

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Ridiculously overdressed, playing a spangled bass with 5 pickups, but only 4 strings... wow he missed an opportunity.

 

[/\/\3phist0]

Ridiculously overdressed, playing a spangled bass with 5 pickups, but only 4 strings... wow he missed an opportunity.

Bootsy only needs 4 strings