Fully clothed odd story from the band I played the longest with in the early 80s. We had been through a member changes and finally got things settled and had been working on material and getting songs down and we were wanting any place to play. The drummer showed up to practice excited that he got us booked for our first gig together. He had hinted about it earlier so we were getting pumped about what he might be going and were wanted out practice to be leading to something. So, he shows up and said we got that job. We were all excited now and began asking about date and place, etc. Then we asked who we were going to be playing for. He said it was a dance for the deaf. Silence. The guitar player and I looked at each other thinking we heard misheard something and said "What?" (I have a deaf cousin I was close to him at the time, and a band at a dance was never talked about.). Then we were thinking he was kidding us. He said, "No, it's a real thing." We started saying, "You know they can't hear don't you? It's stupid to have a band. How are they going to dance to something they can't hear?" He then told us they rent a gym with a wood floor and they feel the vibrations. We still weren't sure and kept quizzing him, but it was a real offer for us to play at a dance for the deaf. It ended up falling through for some reason I no longer remember, but that was our funny story about our first potential paying gig. And we could have played as loud as we wanted.....