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Thunderbird Club

Here's the deal, go in and start asking in an excited voice if you all can give someone the death penalty. Or if on a case. whisper loudly "He sure looks guilty to me." The judge may not be impressed and may threaten to fine you. At which point you ask if you could just have jail time until your time is up. Guaranteed you won't be seated.


(Maybe not everything here is the best advice.)
Wear a MAGA hat to jury selection? Either the DA or defense attorney will give you a pass.
 
My Custom Dingwall DRoc ‘Bird. Sort of a flipflop Green, custom maple neck/fingerboard/pkguard, green pearl ellipse markers and side Elumilays, custom body wood, drop D, custom electronics.

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