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There are three colors that scream FENDER to me - Butterscotch Blonde, Antigua and Mary Kaye White…
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Antigua is an acquired taste that I haven’t acquired yet and don’t really care to.
Mary Kaye is cool but usually pairs best with a white pickguard, I was leaning towards a black guard.
Butterscotch Blonde is a color I don’t have in the Tbird lineup yet, so was leaning towards that.
Both the Mary Kaye and Butterscotch finishes are translucent and allow the grain to peek through. I’ll be using a mahogany body (couldn’t find an alder, ash or pine body anywhere) which typically has a very distinct (non Fender) grain pattern, so I’m not sure just how that’ll look. I’ll probably do a test sample of each to see what looks best. If those don’t look good there’s always Shell Pink (but I already have a pink bird).