LOL - Marshall is as pure as the driven snow, so no worries about him.
But if anyone else should try, they won’t need a lawyer either, a good surgeon or undertaker might be helpful though.
An interesting security strategy for those of you in the SVT and Acoustic led sled club would be to put price tags on all your bass gear. But significantly undervalue all the basses while drastically overvaluing the super heavy gear. The thieves will hit the high dollar stuff first. The resulting hernia or broken back will keep them from taking anything else.