Thunderbird Club

[Dr_Feelgoood212]

People that try to describe a light bull they need over the telephone........ugh, make you wish for a spike in the forehead

Working at a pool store:

Customer: Do you have any of those round rubber things? Gaskets maybe?

Me or other employee: you mean an o-ring?

Customer: YA! Do you have one of those?

Me: yes… we have walls full…

Customer: can I buy one?

Me: yes… what size do you need?

Customer: … … uhhhhhhhh…

 

[TBird1958]

Working at a pool store:

Customer: Do you have any of those round rubber things? Gaskets maybe?

Me or other employee: you mean an o-ring?

Customer: YA! Do you have one of those?

Me: yes… we have walls full…

Customer: can I buy one?

Me: yes… what size do you need?

Customer: … … uhhhhhhhh…

I feel your pain!

 

[Dr_Feelgoood212]

I feel your pain!

And in the age of the internet, it’s easy to Google a parts list of your pool pump…

 

[theFixer]

And in the age of the internet, it’s easy to Google a parts list of your pool pump…

um... giggity?

 

[TBird1958]

Same with crap &$@ light bulbs

 

[dukeorock]

Red House
Roadhouse Blues

... and forgive me, but... "Don't Stop Believin'"??? Do people think that's "Blues"?

At a drunken bachelorette party in downtown Nashville, I’m pretty sure it is

 

[PillO]

That’s actually true.

Mustang Sally
Pride and Joy
Don’t Stop Believin’

I guess there’s only 3

Red House
Roadhouse Blues

... and forgive me, but... "Don't Stop Believin'"??? Do people think that's "Blues"?

Drunk girls... No! Blues, like Every Rose Has Its Thorn or Is This Love.

 

[TBird1958]

At a drunken bachelorette party in downtown Nashville, I’m pretty sure it is

Now that's pain!

 

[PillO]

People that try to describe a light bulb they need over the telephone........ugh, make you wish for a spike in the forehead

Let me hold it up to the phone so you can figure it out...

Or do you mean like this?

 

[PillO]

Now that's pain!

Actually, I can see some upside in that.

 

[dukeorock]

Drunk girls... No! Blues, like Every Rose Has Its Thorn or Is This Love.

Oh yeah! Some down home chitlin Circuit blues!

Actually, I can see some upside in that.

I don’t think I’m gonna ask

 

[Count Bassie]

Same with crap &$@ light bulbs

Lol...

 

[PillO]

Working at a pool store:

Customer: Do you have any of those round rubber things? Gaskets maybe?

Me or other employee: you mean an o-ring?

Customer: YA! Do you have one of those?

Me: yes… we have walls full…

Customer: can I buy one?

Me: yes… what size do you need?

Customer: … … uhhhhhhhh…

That's nothing. I was a retail pharmacist very briefly:
Patient: I need something for pain.
Pharmacist: Something like Tylenol or Motrin?
Pt: Something with codeine
Ph: Do you have any allergies?
Pt: Tylenol and codeine. And Aspirin. And Motrin.
Ph: you are allergic to codeine, but you want it?
Pt: Well, I'm allergic to every drug, but I need something for "the pain".
Ph:


I later learned that "the pain" was a common ailment and that there were many patients allergic to "every drug".


And this is why I hate people (although there are individuals of whom I am quite fond).

 

[Nocturnal]

Ok so I see rule #10 now. My intention wasn't to rile up Thunderbird fans. I thought people would detect the sarcasm. Hopefully if I ever land a T-bird of my own in the future, I can still be welcome here. But I might buy another LPB in the meantime, no offense.

I took it as a joke, but then again I'm a professional WiseAss!! I say you are still welcome here even if you "only" have an LPB

 

[PillO]

I don’t think I’m gonna ask

Drunk bachelorette girls have bad decisions written all over them! And I always carry someone else's business card, you know just in case...

 

[GonePlaid]

Drunk bachelorette girls have bad decisions written all over them! And I always carry someone else's business card, you know just in case...

In lieu of a business card, I used to give my phone number as 561 8323801( time and temperature). Not any more-they lost their sponsor, but I Did have one check out girl recognize it!

 

[Chucky Stiletti]

And in the age of the internet, it’s easy to Google a parts list of your pool pump…

And delivered to your doorstep.

 

[Chucky Stiletti]

In lieu of a business card, I used to give my phone number as 561 8323801( time and temperature). Not any more-they lost their sponsor, but I Did have one check out girl recognize it!

You STUD!!

 

[GBassNorth]

Memphis Gold Top?

That would be a cool catch too, we'll have to wait and see what (if anything) I bag. I don't want to spook the unicorn, just about have him in my sights.

 

[GBassNorth]

I’ve been doing a lot of recording lately, so I’m getting super anal about tone. I’ve switched strings between my basses and tried every combination, and I have to say - the new VP is even better than I initially thought. The stock pickups on my ebony sound amazing with rounds for that picked piano tone, and my Thunderbucker 66 sunburst one is basically a vintage p bass+ with flats and a .1uf tone cap (shagger is bright otherwise).

Having said that, I did just impulse buy a nice Japanese p bass 62 reissue. It’s super red!

So what strings are you sporting on the VP today?