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#10,841
Gaolee said:
Or go for it like I plan to when I'm old enough. It may never happen because I turn 14 again every year, but this could happen if I ever get to some other age. So, here's what the properly planned midlife crisis entails:

Four maxed out credit cards, bimbo/bimbette (hair, gender, etc. of your choosing), rented Cadillac Coupe deVille with pumped up tires, mind altering substances of various kinds ingested over a period of time and in varying quantities and combinations, a trebuchet, a hijacked flatbed truck carrying watermelons, a full gospel choir, three police helicopters, six blown roadblocks, a stretch of abandoned highway, a tropical island, an international incident involving diplomats, spies, and stolen diamonds, and finally, a parachute and a paper bag with six million dollars in unmarked small bills.

If you start planning for it early enough and train hard enough, you can do it right. Otherwise, it's probably best to leave it to the pros.
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You forgot waking up with panties around your ankles surrounded by half-eaten cold fried chicken..........
 
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#10,847
Larry V said:
Both of those Corvettes scream, "LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME!!!"

...not that there's anything wrong with that. :D
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I gotta admit I do have a weakness for late 60's/early 70's Corvette Stingrays (C3 Model):

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#10,849
TBird1958 said:
You forgot waking up with panties around your ankles surrounded by half-eaten cold fried chicken..........
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I did forget that part. I also forgot that waking up that way happened on a hillside amidst peacefully grazing cattle. The reason is because seeing was tough through somebody else's glasses. Where did those come from, anyway?
 
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I was once in SoCal by myself and decided to have a couple drinks at a bar by the beach. The next morning I found myself on the bow of a sailboat in my underwear with a bottle of Ouzo. No idea how I got there!:wideyed: Found my clothes by my car with my wallet and keys no doubt. The boat? Empy sanz me. I'm pretty sure I had a great time.

Hows that for a mid mid life crisis? Lol
 
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#10,853
Klondike said:
I was once in SoCal by myself and decided to have a couple drinks at a bar by the beach. The next morning I found myself on the bow of a sailboat in my underwear with a bottle of Ouzo. No idea how I got there!:wideyed: Found my clothes by my car with my wallet and keys no doubt. The boat? Empy sanz me. I'm pretty sure I had a great time.

Hows that for a mid mid life crisis? Lol
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Ouzo? That's Greek, right? I hope you were able to sit after your wild night with Zorba! :roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:

I kid, I kid. :D
 
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Klondike said:
I was once in SoCal by myself and decided to have a couple drinks at a bar by the beach. The next morning I found myself on the bow of a sailboat in my underwear with a bottle of Ouzo. No idea how I got there!:wideyed: Found my clothes by my car with my wallet and keys no doubt. The boat? Empy sanz me. I'm pretty sure I had a great time.

Hows that for a mid mid life crisis? Lol
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It's a good start. Now get on with the rest of the story.
 
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