And heavierPlay slower?
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And heavierPlay slower?
Or just do the Jimi thing. Ramble and look fried.
I can't show enough like for this post!Last I looked, I still wasn't looking.
Just follow the lead of Roger Watters, the Dixie Chicks and other self absorbed bands and do a 15 minute virtue signaling rant on your favorite topic. Seems to be the in thing these days. Maybe focus on the inequality between cats and dogs, and how canine privilege is destroying the planet, it won't be long before every tree on earth has been violated by a dog, we must act now!
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Outrageous conspiracy theories. I don't now where they come from, but I can come up with the best conspiracy theories off the cuff.banter - some people are naturals but it can be developed within your own sensibilities and can be quite fun to confuse people. I'm started our sets a couple times stating that we will start out with a medley of 70's Jazz Fusion hits... (blank stares from the audience) and then break into our first number which has nothing to do with that.
Hey look! Goat boy is back! Either that or the jail finally got Wifi.And heavier
Both... but only one of them is relevant....Hey look! Goat boy is back! Either that or the jail finally got Wifi.
Hey, it's show business, put on a show. Pretend that the band are having a fight over what song to play next.Actually ... instead of celebrating F27, I will be trying to work out how to stretch 30 minutes of songs to fill 45 minutes.
Alright #667N+1Both... but only one of them is relevant....
I can't either. The "Like" clicker seems to have gotten stuck somewhere at 400,845 clicks.I can't show enough like for this post!
Everyone start playing a different song!Hey, it's show business, put on a show. Pretend that the band are having a fight over what song to play next.
I have always wanted to do this and watch the crowd.Everyone start playing a different song!
In the interest of providing equal time to offended parties I bring you this message from the Canine Corps of America.......focus on the inequality between cats and dogs, and how canine privilege is destroying the planet, it won't be long before every tree on earth has been violated by a dog, we must act now!
This message has been brought to you by Hellno Kitty...
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What about the hamsters? Won't someone PLEASE think of the hamsters!?In the interest of providing equal time to offended parties I bring you this message from the Canine Corps of America...
Oh yeah! You pussy, I'll lift a leg wherever I darn well please! Save your C.R.A.P. (Crazy Ridiculous AntiSocial Policies) for the litter box...
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...and so the great Twitter war began...
Hey! Look who is back! With a fresh new degree in some esoteric subject that involves bulldozers, no doubt. And that will lead to a Nobel in really loud music.And heavier
It always gets stuck on 61.I can't either. The "Like" clicker seems to have gotten stuck somewhere at 400,845 clicks.
I have done it. It didn't go over well.I have always wanted to do this and watch the crowd.
Easy. Just listen to Phish and The Dead for inspiration.Actually ... instead of celebrating F27, I will be trying to work out how to stretch 30 minutes of songs to fill 45 minutes.
The musicians in the audience will laugh their keesters off and everyone else will just lookI have always wanted to do this and watch the crowd.

... sounds about right! Surprisingly the colour of the bulldozer actually affects tone!Hey! Look who is back! With a fresh new degree in some esoteric subject that involves bulldozers, no doubt. And that will lead to a Nobel in really loud music.