Please don't.What about the hamsters? Won't someone PLEASE think of the hamsters!?
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Please don't.What about the hamsters? Won't someone PLEASE think of the hamsters!?
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... sounds about right! Surprisingly the colour of the bulldozer actually affects tone!
you mean like Zeppelin?..Everyone start playing a different song!
Bad jokes always go over well. Same with shuffling around like you are deciding what song comes next. You are welcome.
Actually, the tone affects the color of the bulldozer. I thought you were an honors student.... sounds about right! Surprisingly the colour of the bulldozer actually affects tone!
But what's the best bulldozer for metal?Actually, the tone affects the color of the bulldozer. I thought you were an honors student.
... sounds about right! Surprisingly the colour of the bulldozer actually affects tone!
Thanks all for excellent suggestions. Our singer is a total professional (and marketing guru), I trust her to have everything under control. There will most definitely be no shuffling.
That’s only with your synesthesia.Actually, the tone affects the color of the bulldozer. I thought you were an honors student.
CATsBut what's the best bulldozer for metal?
But what's the best bulldozer for metal?
The better question: What is the best metal for bulldozers?CATs
Steel... haven’t yet figured out which alloy though.The better question: What is the best metal for bulldozers?
Sounds like you need some jazz in your repertoireActually ... instead of celebrating F27, I will be trying to work out how to stretch 30 minutes of songs to fill 45 minutes.

Not every band member needs to be playing in every song, so if you have any “duo” material, consider putting that in your show.Thanks all for excellent suggestions. Our singer is a total professional (and marketing guru), I trust her to have everything under control. There will most definitely be no shuffling.
Is that Kat politely saying "Bugger off foul harpies. Your vexatious suggestions are counterproductive and unwelcome."?
Sounds like you need some jazz in your repertoire![]()
Faking jazz for a drummer is easy: just keep time and throw in random kicks/cymbal crashes that have nothing to do with what the other band members are playing.Not at all. They may be,counterproductive but never unwelcome.
Our drummer could fake jazz...
Thanks for having tried my foolishness. Now I can move on to other matters of stupidity I've yet to try.I have done it. It didn't go over well.