And advanced/prolonged cases of stultitia.I beg to differ. There are several rather nasty infectious agents that could survive intact for a week.
Yersinia Pestis (the plague)
Pseudomonas Aeruginosa (multi-drug resistant, responsible for many stubborn nosocomial infections, especially in ICU)
Hepatitis B virus (hepatitis B)
Clostridium Botulinum, Clostridium Tetani (botulism, lockjaw)
* Latin for stupidity.

