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Tips for re-installing mojo?

You can't just lose your mojo then snap your fingers hoping it'll just get back. You have to first get back to where you once belonged. Then the mojo will come back, little by little. It takes practice. Mojo is not to be taken for granted.

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Listen to the man, he has mojo up the yingyang.
 
Once you take out the original mojo it will never be the same. Sorry to tell you. Mojo does not like to be messed with. Mojo has a huge ego... as it rightly should. If you question whether the mojo is good enough and try to replace it it will never forgive you. Mojo never completely leaves the bass either so the mojo residue left over hates you and will ruin the bass for you forever. Never mess with the mojo.
@Nobody looove your "burning bridge" avatar!
 
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If you're on a budget maybe I can help...my dad's a television repairman and he's got a totally awesome set of tools. I can fix it!
what does your skull sound like? wait was that the bell?
don't want to be late for Mr. Hand's class....

heyyyyyyy, contact Mr. Hand, because tone and mojo are "in" him
 
I was talking to a Santaria practitioner from Cuba, and she told me some interesting things, and I have to wonder why not one of you so-called "mojo experts" even brought them up when I asked about all of this.

. She said that mojo exists only on the ethereal plane but proper transduction connects the energy to your bass via the mojo modulation ring. She went on to say that only the enlightened can recognize true mojo, but that this ability has existed throughout the ages in places all around the world. She said you need to be open mentally and spiritually and use your "third eye" to see it.

This, she said in a thick Spanish accent, is called the ojo de mojo.

Does anyone know where I can get an ojo de mojo, or do I actually have to become spiritually enlightened before I can get/use one? That sounds like it would be very time consuming, and I have a gig coming up next Saturday at the Elks Club.
Definitely, I get spiritually and mentally enhanced and it does make it easier to spot and control mojo. And I have found if you are wearing cargo short, you can get seriously injured.