Tips for re-installing mojo?

[Plutonium244]

I was talking to a Santaria practitioner from Cuba, and she told me some interesting things, and I have to wonder why not one of you so-called "mojo experts" even brought them up when I asked about all of this.

. She said that mojo exists only on the ethereal plane but proper transduction connects the energy to your bass via the mojo modulation ring. She went on to say that only the enlightened can recognize true mojo, but that this ability has existed throughout the ages in places all around the world. She said you need to be open mentally and spiritually and use your "third eye" to see it.

This, she said in a thick Spanish accent, is called the ojo de mojo.

Does anyone know where I can get an ojo de mojo, or do I actually have to become spiritually enlightened before I can get/use one? That sounds like it would be very time consuming, and I have a gig coming up next Saturday at the Elks Club.

 

[Doner Designs]

Send it to me with a prepaid return shipping label. I will play it for five years and then return it with mucho mojo.

 

[carl h.]

Everyone knows Mojo comes from the players hands. It's finger funk that grows mojo. Cleaning hands is to be avoided at all costs.

They don't call it GOJO for nothing. You have been warned@

 

[Plutonium244]

Everyone knows Mojo comes from the players hands. @

AHHHH, I understand now why they call it a "mojo hand."

 

[tpaul]

Sweetwater had a blue light special on NOS mojo a couple weeks ago. Too bad you missed it. That was the last of the MIA mojo, all you can get now is the inferior MIC mojo, which you shouldn't bother because they used the wrong value cap and even if you upgrade it, it won't sound the same.

 

[Plutonium244]

Sweetwater had a blue light special on NOS mojo a couple weeks ago. Too bad you missed it. That was the last of the MIA mojo, all you can get now is the inferior MIC mojo, which you shouldn't bother because they used the wrong value cap and even if you upgrade it, it won't sound the same.

Apparently we are not home on the range, because those are discouraging words.

 

[Slevage]

90% of mojo is in the players hands,

The other 10% to 25% can't be faked (unless the observer is lacking in something). Mojo is earned!

 

[ahc]

If it jams, force it. If it breaks it needed replacing anyway.

 

[wraub]

And, whatever you do, don't forget to get some ball bearings.
And some gauze pads.

 

[sonicblue62]

This thread is making my morning.

 

[bloobass]

Never mix different sized mojo's, but if you must, try using an active illudium Q-36 explosive space modulator to get them to align in the space/time continuum.

 

[Plutonium244]

Never mix different sized mojo's, but if you must, try using an active illudium Q-36 explosive space modulator to get them to align in the space/time continuum.

Man, I would love to have Marvin the Martian work on this bass, but his rates are astronomical.

 

[bloobass]

If you're on a budget maybe I can help...my dad's a television repairman and he's got a totally awesome set of tools. I can fix it!

 

[Gravedigger Dav]

Did your old mojo shrink during cleaning?

Attempting to clean mojo will destroy it.

 

[Plutonium244]

Attempting to clean mojo will destroy it.

Let's not let this get around. Next thing you know, my daughter will be telling me that her room is not "dirty and needs to be cleaned up", it is just a mojo conservation project.

 

[Plutonium244]

If you're on a budget maybe I can help...my dad's a television repairman and he's got a totally awesome set of tools. I can fix it!

I didn't know you could fix new TV's except by throwing them away and buying a new one; CRT TV's do not have mojo, and to the extent that they do, it is low-def mojo. Thanks for the offer though, that is nice. Much more helpful than a lot of these bums, who just want to make mojo jokes.

 

[ThePresident777]

Here, try this Joyo:

Get back, Jojo, start over again.

 

[Plutonium244]

Here, try this Joyo:

Get back, Jojo, start over again.

If this thing has mojo, joyo mojo that is, I would not set the level to zero. I mean what's the point? Do you even know how to run that thing?


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[ThePresident777]

If this thing has mojo, joyo mojo that is, I would not set the level to zero. I mean what's the point? Do you even know how to run that thing?


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You can't just lose your mojo then snap your fingers hoping it'll just get back. You have to first get back to where you once belonged. Then the mojo will come back, little by little. It takes practice. Mojo is not to be taken for granted.

 

[Slevage]

Man, I would love to have Marvin the Martian work on this bass, but his rates are astronomical.

Living proof that the sky is not the limit.