I sincerely wish I still felt this enthusiastic about gear. I've owned dozens of basses, and at this point, there's really not one that wows me enough to put it on any sort of bucket list. There's a few basses I'd like to check out just because I never have, but that's it. I think I've just had too many disappointments over gear that wasn't all I thought it would be to really still have a kid-on-Christmas kind of excitement for anything.
I just got a new P-Bass delivered by FedEx a couple days ago, and the box sat unopened for several hours because I simply forgot to open it. Today I got a Strat delivered and after opening it and making sure it wasn't damaged, I leaned it up against my amp and haven't touched it since. When I was younger, I would've been dying to get these, would've cleaned them up (well, the used Strat anyway), set them up, taken photos, posted all about them, etc.
I even went to NAMM without playing a single instrument. Not one...
I really do wish I still had that passion you guys all seem to have.