Urinal Etiquette

[staindbass]

that means he was trying to look at your wenis lol.

 

[staindbass]

or you can be the one to strike up the conversation.. "wow these herpes are KILLIN me today ! hahahaa

 

[Electricblue]

If somebody stands next right next to you, start erm... rapidly moving your arm/hand visibly back and forth. Start grunting too. Bonus points if you get a "slap-slap-slap" thing going.

That should do the trick.

 

[powderfinger]

that means he was trying to look at your wenis lol.

Wenis is actually the proper name for your elbow.

 

[L-A]

or you can be the one to strike up the conversation.. "wow these herpes are KILLIN me today ! hahahaa

THIS herpes. It's a condition.


But I stand by this strategy

 

[Hoover]

THIS herpes. It's a condition.

Then how about "wow these scabies are KILLIN me today ! hahahaa" ? Or does scabies refer only to the condition and not to the mites themselves?

I guess I'll have to try a different tact: "wow, I can't tell which is more painful today, the herpes or the scabies! hahahaa" Yeah, I think that would guarantee a pretty wide bearth at the urinal...especially combined with vigorous scratching & fapping...maybe some coughing and phlegm-hocking thrown in for good measure. Hey, can any of you guys shart on command?

 

[tastybasslines]

For proper etiquette, make sure to mention how big your scholnger is.

Make sure to exclaim in shock,"Damn, this water is cold! And deep! Brrr!"

 

[macaroni tony]

Next time someone purposely takes the stall right next to you, you should invite him to yours for a swordfight

 

[L-A]

Hey, can any of you guys shart on command?

I think, to an extent, we all can. But the will, the will is the true question.

 

[DerHoggz]

Urinal protocol vulnerability « xkcd
A good statistical analysis of urinal packing density.

 

[BartmanPDX]

On the subject of urinal etiquette, how's about actually using one, and NOT peeing in my local water supply?

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Not cool.

I will say that draining the reservoir was probably unnecessary, but they should have made the dude drink out of it, right where he peed.

 

[powderfinger]

Next time someone purposely takes the stall right next to you, you should invite him to yours for a swordfight

That's a good way to get your face beat in. But then again, if the guy was talking to you, he might enjoy a sword fight.

 

[macaroni tony]

That's a good way to get your face beat in. But then again, if the guy was talking to you, he might enjoy a sword fight.

I'd be confused if he got mad. "I'm sorry sir...I figured the only reason you got so close to me mid-stream was because you wanted to swordfight. Is that so unreasonable? If you didn't want to swordfight then...."

 

[Jazz Ad]

I'm a man, a real one.
I'm not insecure enough about my masculinity or sexuality that I fear peeing next to another guy.
Etiquette is good enough for chicks.

 

[El Beardo]

1. No talking
2. Look straight ahead
3. Do not use the urinal next to someone else if others are available
4. Don't wear flip flops

 

[john grey]

On the subject of urinal etiquette, how's about actually using one, and NOT peeing in my local water supply?

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Not cool.

I will say that draining the reservoir was probably unnecessary, but they should have made the dude drink out of it, right where he peed.

To have a community water supply open enough to be polluted in any manner is seriously stupid in an age of terrorism. The designer of that open area should have some explaining to do. What purpose does an open access have? Extra sunshine?

 

[Jazz Ad]

water reservoirs are always open air. It's a basic measure to prevent the development of anaerobic bacteria and archaea, as well as dispersion of chloric gases.
Of course, nothing prevents the tank from having a protection lid, as long as enough air circulates on the surface of water.

 

[Relic]

I'm a man, a real one.
I'm not insecure enough about my masculinity or sexuality that I fear peeing next to another guy.
Etiquette is good enough for chicks.

That's fine. be all the man you wanna be, just be it at least one urinal over from me and we cool.

 

[Fela]

That's fine. be all the man you wanna be, just be it at least one urinal over from me and we cool.

LOL!!

 

[tplyons]

The criterion of this etiquette also changes slightly if:

1) The urinals have dividers between them (the barrier provides more "security")

True. Our men's rooms at work provide two urinals with a barrier in between.

Never any conversation though...