a big blue tarp, a new rope, shovel and gaffer's tape in the passenger seat of the car, that you have to move for her to sit. great third date supplies.
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Valentines Day date advice
- Thread starter klejst
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Advice? Don't sneak up on your partner in the middle of the night.
http://m.guardian.co.uk/sport/2013/feb/14/oscar-pistorius-girlfriend-shot-dead
Terrible story.
http://m.guardian.co.uk/sport/2013/feb/14/oscar-pistorius-girlfriend-shot-dead
Terrible story.
You've received some bad advice. Don't put all of your junk in the box. It's "Dick in a Box" not "Junk in a Box." C'mon...
My gf is an English Lit major and a writer.
It should have been obvious, but I did not think to write a poem.
Thats pretty good. Write on the back of a Charzard card for me!
Ah Pokemon, I remember those days. I think I did have a holo Charizard. Anyways I finally just went with a gut feeling and went to the mall and bought her a set of matching bottles of lotion, body wash and body spray from Bath and Body Works. The associate said if she does not like the smell she can return it for one she does but she also wrapped it up in a nice bag and really made it look nice. I think this gift will be great because it is not a norm gift like chocolates or flowers, but will show I actually put some thought and went somewhere to get it just for her. It's going to be a surprise, but I cannot wait to see how she likes it. I talked to her last night and she said she is really looking forward to tonight.
My holographic Zapdos agrees.
Yes, this is not about anything other than me bragging about my first edition holographic Zapdos.
edit:
so you got her an errand for V-Day
remember no means yes and yes means anal
Not really, I am looking at it with a optimistic approach. I may not tell her about the return unless she actually does not like that smell or whatever. I'll judge it by her reaction, but I think she'll be surprised and like it. Flowers do die and chocolates melt and have sugar. It's the thought that counts.
She'll give me an A for effort, but inside she'll lose all respect for me.
Actually, she digs my writing so I think I might be safe.
I think she might get a kick if I actually give her a DIAB. Ive got a box, so it might be worth a try. I can put the poem on the box, as well.
You'll be just fine, Im sure.
Remember to wrap it up!
ok back on track....
flowers ....good
plus POETRY
yep a card with the flowers and a nice little poem in the card ie.
this is our third date
your a really great mate
we have had such fun
....
cant think of anything else but you get what i mean
Like this?
You are the the light of my life
Burning my retinas like a solar flare
And completely wrecking the power grid
The long darkness of night will cover our wild lovemaking
Like a shroud over two naked zombies
Spilling our guts all over one another
We will swap our mucus
Your name howls along in the wind
And I scream at the moon like a feral roach
Oh how I yearn to tear off my skin
And run through a field of thistles
Rather than be away from you
And your hair that reminds me of fiberglass insulation
We will eat each other back to life
or
Blood is red, bruises are blue...
Roses are red, violets are blue, I got this present just for you, I hope your happy, cause its happy too.
late to the game...did anyone mention red lobster cheddar biscuits? http://www.lamebook.com/love-advice/
Would it be a murder trial if they thought it was accidental? Surely it would have been manslaughter?
