Valentines Day date advice

[Bloodhammer]

 

[turbo chicken]

it's a trap. get the flowers.

this is so friggin true!


and dang it's valentines already... crap... where did thanksgiving and christmas go... where the heck have i been

 

[Ziltoid]

Give her your Charizard, unless she was in a coma in the 90's she'll want to marry you.

 

[MatticusMania]

this is so friggin true!


and dang it's valentines already... crap... where did thanksgiving and christmas go... where the heck have i been

At the store last night, a whole aisle of Vday stuffs, end capped with Easter candy.

I was told not to celebrate Vday, and Im looking forward to not doing so. I sure hope she meant it.

Give her your Charizard, unless she was in a coma in the 90's she'll want to marry you.

But only if its the holographic/foil one.

 

[Ziltoid]

There's another word that starts with v, coincidence? I think not.

 

[MatticusMania]

There's another word that starts with v, coincidence? I think not.

Valium, I know. Its such a dull noliday.

Or are you saying if I do nothing she will wage a vendetta against me?

 

[Bloodhammer]

I was told not to celebrate Vday, and Im looking forward to not doing so. I sure hope she meant it.

Last time I took that advice, it took me an hour and a half to stop the screaming.

 

[Ziltoid]

Valium, I know. Its such a dull noliday.

I was thinking victim, same vein of idea.

 

[carlthegroover]

Ha ha, if anything, the only holiday that gets me kinda "grinchy" is Valentine's. Maybe it has to do with my sucky love history.

 

[BassyBill]

... she said... "I'd rather have something small and permanent".

Hmmm. Tricky.

 

[MatticusMania]

Last time I took that advice, it took me an hour and a half to stop the screaming.

The only screams Ive heard emanate from this one thus far have been positive.

 

[Ziltoid]

The only screams Ive heard emanate from this one thus far have been positive.

That's an easy fix...

 

[Bloodhammer]

The only screams Ive heard emanate from this one thus far have been positive.

On her birthday, don't say anything about it all day. Then when she asks if you've forgotten something, reply with, "Forgotten what?"

Seriously, though, if I were you, I'd buy something small and sweet just in case. Leave it in your car and fake it as a surprise if the "let's not celebrate Valentine's Day" suggestion ends up being a trick.

Yes, I know. Your gf doesn't play games..... yeah yeah yeah.... tell that to the jury (which in this case is TB).....

 

[MatticusMania]

That's an easy fix...

Are you talking about.... murder?

Why, when I searched "murder gopher gif", does a picture of Casey Anthony come up in the first row? Was a gopher admitted as evidence in the case?

On her birthday, don't say anything about it all day. Then when she asks if you've forgotten something, reply with, "Forgotten what?"

I got her a birthday present. Christmas toO!

Seriously, though, if I were you, I'd buy something small and sweet just in case. Leave it in your car and fake it as a surprise if the "let's not celebrate Valentine's Day" suggestion ends up being a trick.

Yes, I know. Your gf doesn't play games..... yeah yeah yeah.... tell that to the jury (which in this case is TB).....

She hasnt played games as of yet, but no woman is beneath pulling such a trick, IMO.
A part of me wants to do nothing on principle, as she says she wants, but I think its best Im prepared just in case.

 

[Mr L]

Buy her some magnum condoms (at least just get a box and put regular condoms inside) and when you give her them throw in a wink

Regular condoms in magnum box, same as a push-up bra IMO so should fly by easy.

 

[Ziltoid]

Are you talking about.... murder?

 

[MAJOR METAL]

I would recommend a nice meal at an Italian restaurant. Thats where I will be taking my once and again Valentine out for tomorrow night. I'm still on the fence about a single rose or card due to our circumstances, but you can never go wrong with a nice meal. Good luck, have fun!

 

[Icey101]

ok back on track....

flowers ....good

plus POETRY

yep a card with the flowers and a nice little poem in the card ie.

this is our third date
your a really great mate
we have had such fun
....

cant think of anything else but you get what i mean

 

[Ziltoid]

ok back on track....

flowers ....good

plus POETRY

yep a card with the flowers and a nice little poem in the card ie.

this is our third date
your a really great mate
we have had such fun
....

cant think of anything else but you get what i mean

Charmanders are red, Squirtles are blue
If you were a pokemon I'd choose you.

 

[jmattbassplaya]

Charmanders are red, Squirtles are blue
If you were a pokemon I'd choose you.

The crazy thing is, I could see a few girls going nuts for something like this.