This is what free gets you![]()
Doubly funny as we did that in my last band. Anybody actually get through this?
If I did the speedway gig every song would be an original that I wrote right then:
They’re too cheap to pay us!
Hey you, give us tips!
We play for free, don’t steal our gear!
Hey you little kid: tell your mommy or daddy to give us money so our kids can eat too.
Give us $20 and we’ll slag off whoever you want in a song!
Actually the best thing would be to say “hell yeah!” (If you’re not booked)
Show up with the rinky-dinkiest PA. Wear a weird disguise outfit so nobody will recognize you afterwards. Pirates! Yar! Then Tom green the poopie out of that place. Make sure you have a bunch of band members that are really bikers.